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16.2 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
It was on sale, so I purchased a copy for myself and one for a friend for less than two USD. Was definitely worthwhile as we've already had hours of fun.
Posted 27 January, 2024.
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1,287.2 hrs on record (1,067.1 hrs at review time)
Possibly the best free PC game of all time.
Posted 1 July, 2023.
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52.0 hrs on record (50.8 hrs at review time)
Good music but perhaps wait until it's on sale.
Posted 12 May, 2023.
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34.4 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
For an eleven year old game, the graphics are pretty amazing and honestly run very well, even on low-end desktops.
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

The gameplay is a mix of puzzle-solving and some short action segments that necessitate moderately-quick reaction times, but nothing like competitive CSGO.
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

The audio is nothing special, but the music is adaptive and suits the game extremely well; there are no obvious audio-balance issues.
---{ Audio }---
☐ Exceptional
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

Anyone who enjoys puzzles and possesses the skills to play a 3d platformer will be able to complete this game with relative ease; there is no inappropriate content. (aside from a few utterances of the words "damn", "crap", and "bloody"; as well as some mild dark humour)
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

It's a ten-year old Valve game - they optimise them so well that nearly anyone can run them.
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

A few of the rooms are a bit challenging, but that's puzzle-solving; the difficulty is slowly ramped up but by but. level by level, but never enters into the realm of impossible.
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

You can try challenge mode (speedruns of fastest time or fewest portals for a particular level) after you've completed single-player, but that's completely optional.
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

The story ties together extremely well with that of Portal (1); plenty of twists keep the game exciting.
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

It could take anywhere from several hours to several days to complete the single-player campaign, depending on how quickly you solve each test chamber and how much you play per day.
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

Definitely one of the best single-player games on steam if you can afford it.
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

I've not seen any bugs, as it's a highly-polished Valve game.
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 25 January, 2022.
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