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Starshina Smirnov 1 May @ 4:32am 
gg good fight
Lothricel 27 Apr @ 5:52am 
thankyou!
zainac 24 Apr @ 2:31pm 
ggs fun fight :er_wave:
Nex 21 Apr @ 1:19pm 
ggs bro :er_wave:
Wyrmy 19 Apr @ 5:19pm 
ggs
蕾姆醒了吗 19 Apr @ 10:30am 
good job bro :steamthumbsup:
NeuroPB 15 Apr @ 2:56pm 
how to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon? lose everytime
HogSqueezer 12 Apr @ 12:59pm 
-rep, this guy cheats at Elden Ring and probably other games too. :steamfacepalm:
TheAverageNerd 12 Apr @ 9:24am 
GG's, hope to see you again
ocram444 9 Apr @ 8:15am 
+rep good player
eXyle 8 Apr @ 10:26am 
gg :praisesun:
Your Casual Goblin 8 Apr @ 7:15am 
GGs :auyay:
Nadaloop 6 Apr @ 5:18pm 
Dude stood ready for my arrival
Mabel 6 Apr @ 8:20am 
bow
Yhorm 5 Apr @ 3:23pm 
gg wp
Worm_Hunter 5 Apr @ 3:17pm 
hehehe little shamshir r1 spammer ;) GG
vononit 5 Apr @ 6:44am 
2ez
fazl 4 Apr @ 7:40am 
but thanks for the good intentions
fazl 4 Apr @ 7:40am 
gives you 15% bro
Feeblay 1 Apr @ 5:55am 
wp man, sham's rolling sucks though
УБЕЖИЩЕ 29 Mar @ 4:50pm 
ggs
ghost of Louisiana 24 Mar @ 8:33am 
hello kami gg
Skibidi Gunner 18 Mar @ 1:30pm 
look at this bozo :steamsalty:

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Easy Pete 13 Mar @ 3:55pm 
bleed light greatsword user...sad
Swift 3 Jan @ 2:28pm 
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Swift 3 Jan @ 2:28pm 
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Swift 3 Jan @ 2:28pm 
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Swift 3 Jan @ 2:28pm 
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Swift 3 Jan @ 2:27pm 
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Swift 3 Jan @ 2:27pm 
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HogSqueezer 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04pm 
mid 20s poor, successful with men, handsome, beautiful, sexy, funny, likable, entertaining, loving, humble, honest, caring, kind, compassionate, dedicated, supportive, sweet guy
HogSqueezer 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56am 
mid 20s rich, successful with woman, handsome, beautiful, sexy, funny, likable, entertaining, loving, humble, honest, caring, kind, compassionate, dedicated, supportive, sweet guy
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HogSqueezer 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:34am 
I’m a man and have always been dominant in bed. It’s not like I pick roles but 9/10 women want someone in charge and to dominate them. So I’m cool about that. I go with the flow im not really picky.

However this woman absolutely took me to town. She’s plays volleyball professionally and I’m thinking this about to go the same way as always. However… I was wrong. She had immense stamina and rode me till I saw heaven. And she wanted more! I was sucked dry! MY GOD. She did everything. I genuinely like giving head but she said no it’s about you. Where did she come from?? I got slutted out and don’t know how to feel about it. I was snoring hard as hell until she woke me up.
HogSqueezer 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:34am 
We talked and she told me she likes to dominate men and she said I was perfect. Perfect? I felt so offended but yooo😭😭 she might be right. My pride is hurt ngl. I came about 3 times that day. I’m so embarrassed and feel emasculated. It’s supposed to be the other way around. But I can’t say I don’t like it. I never minded being submissive but being treated this way…I never considered it. I kind of like it. But I feel like I’m ♥♥♥♥♥😭
HogSqueezer 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:33am 
The boys in my sports class found out I get really flustered when I get called a good boy (for context they are taller than me well at least most of them) so when we are getting changed in the locker room they stand over me and call me a good boy in a flirty voice until I get so flustered I end up hiding in the corner (we're all good friends it sounds like bullying but it's all just fun n games ig)
HogSqueezer 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32am 
So Recently I've been seeing a lot of homeless people around my house and they like to pet my dog when i go out of the house, so i thought maybe these homeless people pet my dog because they like to be petted. So yesterday when i went outside i brought me some doggie treats and started feeding and petting all these people. They loved it they rolled over and licked me they just love these peanut butter training treats but, if you yourself want to start feeding and training the remember when they act like a bad homeless you have to punish them usually when they bite me or piss on my leg i usually say give me your chew toys and i give them back when they start acting better. BUT you have to realize they are wild and they wont always be loving so if you encounter a wild homeless follow these steps

1. dont make any sudden movements

2. without shouting slowly back away from the homeless

3. once you've made it a decent ways away retreat to a save place where the homeless cannot get to
HogSqueezer 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:31am 
Yes I'm biologically male. Yes I like My Little Pony, yes most of my friends are female. I will do things I think is fun with who I think it's fun with. I don't care if sitting down to pee makes me "less manly" or if owning plushies and toys of my favorite MLP characters is "cringe". I'm just as manly as anyone else. Even though I want to be submissive
HogSqueezer 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:28am 
I don’t know what I want, I have all the respect in the world for the trans community, I am a bi, 25 year old boy. I lean towards liking women a lot more than I like men. Anyways, I see a lot of women, especially online, but I also see my irl friends and catch myself thinking I wish I was a girl. I can’t pinpoint why, I’m not uncomfortable as a boy, but there’s something about being pretty, I want to be pretty. I don’t look at myself and feel dysphoric or anything like that. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
HogSqueezer 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:35am 
👬Normal sex 💦is boring⏳, you're just with some other 👬person you've met👨‍❤️‍👨 while trying to get off 🍆💦to their fleshy bodies🚶. They never change ⏰in any way, and nobody desires to change much about the 👬🍆💦experience, as if sex 💦has to be 💯100% functional. 🐺Fursuit🦊 sex 💦is 10x 💯better, both of you are 🐈soft 🍦and cuddly👫 while not being afraid 😱to act in whatever way you want😏, which tends to make things 🍆🐈feel a lot better and be much more🥵 interesting every time you go at it💦. Anyone who mocks 🈲this has never experienced the feeling🍆 of a 🦊soft paw🐺 grazing your hip, both of you 👬embracing each other in your cuddly 🐺personas, 🦊making sweet little purrs 🐈in each others' ears 👂as you both begin moving your 👏hands down to funny 🤪🍆places... I cannot understand  why more people don't do this 🚭
HogSqueezer 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:34am 
My Eyes Turn Half Red When Im Mad...
When I get angry my friends hold me back at school bc I am kinda strong and sometimes if I’m really angry my eyes turn half red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go in a lockdown no joke..
HogSqueezer 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33am 
You know, I was actually looking for a kitten to shower with gifts. But since someone decided to be a bad little girl, I guess you missed out on this amazing opportunity. I know you'll regret this, I'm truly a catch
HogSqueezer 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:31am 
The vagina is a complicated mess that is not fully understood by scientists. Everything's in, out, left, right, up, down, etc. The thing is living in all XYZ axes, 3D 4D 5D simultaneously and it's absolutely nuts. It's like God gave up halfway in while making the thing.

The penis is fully formed and makes total sense. You see the penis and you already understand it is made to poke stuff. But the vagina has all these twists and turns, and if you don't have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roadmap for it, then you'll be in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ city in no time.

So my question is, is the vagina a mistake or do you think it is an evolutionary success? To me, that vagina is all mumbo jumbo I can't make heads or tails of it, and neither can our best scientists.
HogSqueezer 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:31am 
This message serves as official notification that due to serious violations of federal tax laws, including significant tax evasion, you are hereby sentenced to federal prison. This decision follows a thorough investigation and legal process.

Please contact your legal representative immediately.
HogSqueezer 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:26am 
As someone who has some experience with tits and happens to own a pair myself, they're not really anything special to look at. They're just little masses of tissue with nipples that don't look all that different from men's nipples. I understand wanting to touch them, yes, they're squishy and bouncy and I have played with them in the past to destress(not in a sexual way, they're just fun to use like little stress balls), but simply wanting to see the sacks of fat that are intended to feed infant children is strange. Guys of Reddit, please explain this fascination. (Also, for anyone who wants photographic proof of my tit ownership, you don't want it as bad as you think, as my pair is quite lackluster.)
HogSqueezer 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:25am 
Zootopia is a movie about about a racist police officer who prides herself on using ticket quotas to boost city income and advance her own career, conspires with organized crime bosses, threatens suspects with physical torture and death in order to extract information, slanders racial minorities as primitive, savage, and prone to crime, incites hate crimes, and insists that she's above the law, all in order to earn the confidence of her police chief. This is everything wrong with policing in America, and yet she still comes out as the hero kids are supposed to look up to.

Kids need to learn that the ends don't always justify the means, and that your status as the permanent protagonist of your own life narrative doesn't make you immune from being the bad guy.

If true justice was served, the movie would end with Hops sitting in prison with Lionheart and Bellwether, and Hops and Wilde would both be barred from serving as police officers.
HogSqueezer 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:24am 
The KaiCenat™ Rizzer Grindset is a multigooner edging pilled grindset that progressively gets more Family Guy as it funny moments. The 20 white boy rizzer grindset will gyatt going in 30 PLUHs frfr. Rizz up at the amongus, only in ohio. The rizzing speed starts busting it down slowly blud, but gets goated with the sauce each ratio after you hit or miss this glizzy irl. [metal pipe falling] A single monday should leave me broken each time you looksmaxx this sigma, no cap. [kerosene - crystal castles] Rizzmember to hit the griddy in a goon cave the ocky way, and mew as long as bing chilling. The second skibidi you lightskin stare to uwu a gta 6 before the sussy imposter, your mrbeast is quirked up. The grindset will buckle my shoe on the goofy ahh word gyatt, on god. Bro really thinks he's on your cut g, get named finger, gyatt.
Skibidi Gunner 23 Apr, 2024 @ 12:07pm 
manliest Apex gamer
HogSqueezer 29 Feb, 2024 @ 1:45pm 
-rep weeb!
Ethan 31 Aug, 2017 @ 4:44am 
+rep Big Boy