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19 people found this review helpful
47.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
WOW I´m actually just playing the game with my mouth opened and WOW...

Expected low quality gameplay, got Insanely high quality gameplay I can easily compare to Risk of rain 2 or Hades or Roboquest.

Extremely smooth, fast and fun Roguelite shooter with extremely fun gameplay mechanics, its really fast and if you are good at aiming for heads, you will just benefit from it even more.

And also it does own a COOP mode which I will definitely give a try in future.
Posted 3 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It´s a decent fun in a COOP, relaxing, good looking and simple cleaning simulator with anomalies trying to kill you over time.
If you want something to chill with friends it´s good buy.

But me very poor Chiken and I don´t have friends so Sorry for refund.
Posted 16 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
48.3 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
The only Dark Souls game in the series that I haven't played yet and I bought it mainly because of the seamless coop mode from the guy who made seamless Coop for Elden ring and I can say that it works just as well as ER seamless. Finally I can enjoy Souls games in a coop without any restrictions.

The game itself is just addicting as the other DS so no need to talk about cons,,, This game doesn´t have any.
Posted 29 March.
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16.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It looks like Army of Ruin which I have enjoyed a lot but unfortunately with not even half of its content, there are just 3 biome locations and few different spells, but on the other side it includes a COOP mode for 4 (players) Matchmaking only, so better have friends, because It takes 10k years to find some lobby and if it finally does it joins you to the lobby where you are not the host anymore and as you know as it always goes, people have no patience and RQ too much and if they do that in the middle of the match, you get disconnected.

but still it´s very cheap and very addicting game you can play with friends together, so why not. if you are fan of Vampire survivor games, I definitely recommend.
Posted 24 March. Last edited 29 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Extremely Overrated game, like Where did the pvp minigames go? Where are the puzzles? I mean some real puzzles, we are like 65 % in and there was like 4 - 5 puzzles we solved in a minute. About gameplay everything is just scripted so you just press a button and the game plays it for you and the uninteresting dialogue cutscenes every 5 minutes don't add any fun either. From It takes two it is a big downgrade. I don't understand why no one is talking about the missing PVP minigames that were the most fun in the previous game (It takes two).

For me dissapointment.
Posted 15 March.
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0.9 hrs on record
IDK what devs wanna achieve in here, but since we have here games like 7days to die, Abiotic factor, LOTR Return to Moria,
this game does not have absolutely any chance to be better or even just to be interesting enough to take attention.
Posted 12 March. Last edited 12 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.3 hrs on record
Very enjoyable smooth gameplay with amazing audio which is a surprise from Call of duty where guns always sound like a fart of your mum.

Performance absolutely amazing, runs 140 FPS + on my 2060 super ryzen 5 on highest sett.

Coop mission are full of chaos and extreme difficult action which is what I was dreaming about always, but again..... Everything looking amazin have always some letdowns which STOPS you from enjoying the game.

The game is completely dead, idk why they put the most fun COOP operations in openworld only in full lobby of 4 players, because the game is completely dead and it always takes 30 minutes if no more to find another 3 players to me to get into the game.

Also PVP seems to be dead, matchmaking always take too long to find any match...


But I´m rating the quality of the game and it´s amazing and really enjoyable.

But the problem is, it´s completely dead.
Posted 20 February. Last edited 20 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record
It´s like Abiotic Factor, but It's easier in both combat and building. So If you have d umb friends, you should definitely go for this one.
Posted 4 January.
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2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
THIS GAME MADE ME HATE DUCKS SINCE NOW!!!

F*** Y** DUCKS!
Posted 29 December, 2024.
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111.6 hrs on record (82.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Soooo
The campaign is cool, there are a lot of bosses and the best part is that each boss is completely unique with their own combos, they are not recycled mobs as is the norm in ARPG games and RPG games in general today.
The coop is fun too but little bit weird, everyone in the party has to do the task independently, which means that if only the party leader clicks on quests, only the party leader will have story progress... So everyone for themselves, the only thing you really do together is eliminate monsters, which I think is the most important thing, so it's ok to me.

but BRUH......

BRUH.....

THE ENDGAME.....


Frustrating, painful, boring and brutally grindy.

Can you expalin to me who THE F*** THOUGHT it´s going to be COOL IDEA to lose 10 % of your experience and waystone after you die especially in a game where getting Insta killed even by common mobs is on the daily agenda?? Well the worst part is you will lose the waystone even when you survive and complete the map.... And then what? Where I´m supposed to get the next waystone? Trader? He sells only Waystones tier 1 for 65 Levels... What if I´m lvl 74, Where do I get tier 7 Waystones to make possible level up my class faster? Aaaah I get it, Let´s upgrade my Waystone T1 to get more chance drop of Waystones....

And here comes the Pain.
Even through I was using Waystones with 220 % waystone drop chance (+20 % from Atlas skill tree)
I´ve got nothing for 3 maps... Ye you hear that RIGHT! For FKING 3 Maps with 240 % waystone drop chance I´ve got NOTHINGG!! ARE YOU SERIOUS GAME? ARE YOU TROLLING ME?

So I ended up after 5 hours of grinding with ZERO waystones and all I could do to grind some gold to buy some Waystones T1 each one for 5000 gold which if you want make higher tiers in reforge where you need 3 of them... Well I did 2x Tier 4 which cost 150 000 gold to me altogether......

BRUH,,,, Whoever thought this would be fun must have been on PIKO.... I had a blast playing the campaign and was proud of this game. But while playing Endgame, I got so fed up with playing that I would like to uninstall it and play it again when it comes out full... Because this is unacceptable.

Still I go for thumb Up, because mainly I bought EA just for the campaign and that´s really enjoyable.

BTW: I was complaining about performance, It was actually just the HDD problem for me FORTUNATELY. I had the same problem with space marine 2, after moving the game folder from HDD to SDD the game went from Fps stutters, long loadings, crashes to the Very smooth, good looking and enjoayable experience in both cases.
Posted 19 December, 2024. Last edited 25 December, 2024.
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