One time, deep in Raccoon City, a drunk monkey accidentally broke into an Umbrella lab. Security thought he was a new B.O.W. prototype — they named him 'Project Banana X.'
He wasn’t dangerous, just really clumsy and extremely loud.
He slipped on his own vomit during a zombie outbreak and caused a containment breach.
Leon and Ada had to pause their mission because the monkey stole all the green herbs and mixed them into a mojito.
By the time the Tyrant showed up, the monkey was doing backflips on the lab tables, yelling '¡SUMANDO!' And singing the midnight riders.
The Tyrant tried to punch him, slipped on a banana peel, and rage-quit the entire game.
Raccoon City was never the same again.
Legend says that if you listen closely, you can still hear the monkey laughing... and hiccuping.

Your Resident Evil partner,

CARMONIX, always SUMANDO

Welcome to the veteran noob club.
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"The best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to not die."

- Drunk Monkey 1996.

A new year begins, and I wish you nothing but success and happiness in the days ahead. May this year bring you peace, purpose, and unforgettable TOTALMENTE IN moments. Happy New SUMANDO Year :D

With the strength of my comrades and the steel of my convictions, I extend my sincerest wishes to you this holiday season. May Christmas and the New Year bring us victories as great as the battles we have fought together, whether facing endless hordes or those cursed Tanks. May our hands, armed with axes and rifles, continue to destroy zombies with the same determination that has united us on the battlefield.

SUMANDO :D

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