Steam Community :: Kelotozhke

Not Recommended

23.5 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)

For some reason after hours of playing it decides not to open it anymore, no matter how many advanced computer courses you take, you won't be able to open the game. And there's simply no point asking for help, because no one knows how to help you and the game's creator does this project as a “hobby” so it's to be expected that the game will receive an update every year and year and it won't fix this error. I could say the game is good, but since the game stopped opening, it was wasted money

Posted 11 December, 2024.

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Recommended

1,654.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)

I would gladly lick the ass of whoever created this masterpiece

Posted 26 October, 2024.

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Recommended

21.2 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)

pew pew pew *boom* tchow tchow *aaaagghh*

Posted 30 March, 2024.

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Recommended

53.3 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)

Left 4 Lula 2

Posted 18 November, 2023.

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Not Recommended

33.0 hrs on record

https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/steamstore/app/1849000/SEX_with_HITLER/

Posted 31 August, 2023.

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Recommended

6.2 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)

Mano dessas 3 horas de jogo 1 hora e meia é eu tentando descobrir que caralho de tecla tenho que apertar para conseguir controlar aquela merda de navio voador, sabe? aquele primeiro navio que o jogo nos obriga a usar. Eu realmente não sei que tecla tenho que apertar naquele treco então vai ficar por isso mesmo
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Posted 21 August, 2023. Last edited 17 October, 2023.

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Recommended

45.9 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)

O jogo é Black mesmo eu tenho que chegar perto do pc para tentar enxergar algo parece que o olho do gordon não se adapta a escuridão, e a pilha duracell da lanterna ta fraca só ilumina objeto.
Também eu não consegui ficar de pau duro então não consegui gozar no alien certo, só deixer meu teclado grudado e minha tela do pc limpa, tentei tirar com pato e não consegui, cobriu 1/6 da tela.o que equivale a 10% em matematica

Posted 29 October, 2022. Last edited 31 August, 2023.

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