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If you want a real Fallout game, don't get this. Just wait for Fallout 4: New Vegas. Bethesda their latest Fallout games are an empty husk and they don't seem to stop the greed train, just look at 76.

Loved this when it came out, it's ♥♥♥♥ now though.

The usual match in Rocket League:

Step 1: Get ahead of the other player. (The opponent might start to utter words such as "BG" or "Noob".)

Step 2: Use voice command keys. (This really gets panties in the bunch for some reason. This usually leads to them referring to you as a "kid".)

Step 3: Listen to the sweet rage and read their thoughtful words, make the opponent eat your voice commands at this point, as if it were his last meal.

Step 4: Win the match, take a screenshot and add it to the rest of your "Major Butthurt" album.

Love it.

TL;DR: ♥♥♥♥ this game to oblivion. Seriously. The same goes with the other games. Before judging this "recommendation" play Saints Row 2 and you'll understand what I mean.

Where to begin. First off, this game is ♥♥♥♥. Wait, it's more than that. It's a polished ♥♥♥♥, or at least they attempted to polish it but ended up with a molded piece of fecal matter. Johny Gatt didn't look like Gatt anymore, and he gets killed on the FIRST mission. After that the Saints pursue the multi-billionaire bad guy. He ends up dying the third mission or so, by the way. (After receiving the strongest weapon in the game on the second mission.)

Oh, and the Saints forgot how to be a gang. Seriously, they LITERALLY forgot how to be a gang because they've changed into corporate ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Real nice going. Basically starting from zero. The city is bland, the side-missions are bland and repetitive as ♥♥♥♥. I'd rather play Counter Strike: Global Offense for five days straight then play through this game EVER AGAIN. I seriously despise this. I've been a fan of the franchise since the first one, the second one was a true gem.

Awesome story, lively city, fun side-missions and activities. It was basically the perfect balance between sillyness and seriousness. In Saints Row 3 the basically removed all the customization and replaced it with generic, bland customization. Oh, and they also added floppy dildos. Yeah, that's right. They basically removed everything what made Saints Row what it is and added floppy dildos. I'm not even kidding. There are even zombies.

That is if you can stand the horrible, bland gameplay and bother to go through said "story". Such a bland, boring story. The gangs are boring and generic, there's no challenges defeating them either because you can just blaze them away with your floppy dildo. They also removed food, drinks and drugs completely. Oh, and have I mentioned they removed multiplayer as well? Another thing, Co-op used to be so much fun on Saints Row 2, with cheats. Even without cheats it was. Well, guess what. Now you can't even use cheats in co-op anymore, not to mention Volition promised us 4-player co-op. Not that you're missing anything, because all the cheats are lame and boring.

Well, I feel like it's time to round this up. To sum it up nicely "I'd rather ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balls off and puke 'em up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass. I'd rather piss a cactus out of my ♥♥♥♥."

They even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ removed Ezzy FM.

Well, Volition. Or whatever company Saints Row is owned by now. Suck a big one, seriously. I bet Saints Row Super Dildo Wub Wub Awesome EPIC MEGA SPECTACULAR DLC 4 will be a good game. I'm not even hoping for a good Saints Row anymore, just leave it rest in peace.

This game is worse than a piece of ♥♥♥♥, it's a whole ♥♥♥♥. Just when you think you're doing alright, someone roflstomps you into oblivion. I'd rather listen to the only living being on this planet puking itself to death than playing this ♥♥♥♥.

I'd rather play a PoP station than this ♥♥♥♥, but then again. I'll be playing this game from time to time. Simply because other people drag me into it. Which I dearly love them for. This ♥♥♥♥, isn't worth anything. Even at the low cost they sell it at.

If you really want to play a good shooter, go for Battlefield. Or if you really want to get the rage going, play some Call of Duty. This game sure boils my rage to the point I'd rather go outside trying to get impaled by a frozen piss harpoon.

TL;DR: ♥♥♥♥ this game.

Same as the first Fallout.. beautiful game.

A beautifully crafted game, the start of a beautiful gaming series. This game has never never disappointed me.

What can I say, I've played this game for literally hundreds of hours.. ever since it has been released. And, when you add mods to it, it's endless fun. The G.E.C.K. is also one of the best game-editing tools I've ever seen, and it's been pretty stable with its latest updates. If you like a Post-apocalyptic environment, you won't regret getting this gem of a game. And, if you're an old-school Fallout fan like me, I can assure you it won't disappoint you.

Don't get this ♥♥♥♥, ever.
Teamwork is punished on this game.

One of the best storytelling games ever made.