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Its like it was precision engineered to evoke disappointment. You can't even order a Jackie Welles at Afterlife.

Sums it up really - Never quite manages to follow through on any of its promise. Does, at least, show some promise, which only makes the failure to deliver all the more galling. Maybe they just ran out of love.

Or time. Probably time.

Its ok. I'd probably still buy it with hindsight, even at full price. You could wait to get it, but I think it is going to get cheaper (eventually), not better.

I care enough to write a review about it when I am bored, but not to play it when I am bored. Not sure what that says.

☑ lasers
☑ swords
☑ bhop
☑ lots of other cool stuffs

I drove over a bump in Finland and landed in Sweden.

Unforgiving but not frustrating. Would benefit from some tutorials or ways to practice a sequence of corners without having to restart the whole stage.

Runs well on Ultra on a mid-tier PC, but AMD cards have some issues with transparency aliasing which is ugly and annoying.