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Recommended
107.7 hrs on record (87.3 hrs at review time)
~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 My grandma can beat this
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
☑️ Hard, because the game has sweats
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 Like a dump in the toilet
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics doesn't matter
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
☑️ Is this real life? No, it is a game ffs.

~ AUDIENCE ~
🔲 Kids
🔲 Teens
🔲 Adult
🔲 Casual Gamer
🔲 Professional Gamer
☑️ Sweats, sh*tbuckets and nerds

~ MUSIC ~
🔲 I'd Rather listen to opera
🔲 Bad
☑️ Nothing special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ STORY ~
🔲 No Story
☑️ Basic story, whenever they decide to release a new character
🔲 Decent story
🔲 Good story
🔲 Epic story
🔲 Legendary story

~ REQUIREMENTS ~
🔲 You can run it on a potato
🔲 Low End
☑️ Mid range, expect a lot of glitches and lag
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH (per day)~
🔲 Very Short (1 hour sessions)
☑️ Short (3 hour sessions) - basic I believe
🔲 Average (3-5 hour sessions)
🔲 Long (5+ hour sessions)
☑️ Endless grind (for the sweats)

~ GAMEPLAY ~
🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
☑️ Repetitive
☑️ FULL OF SWEATS

~ REPLAYABILITY ~
🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
☑️ A lot (It is a battle royale, my favorite types of games)
🔲 Infinite

~ WORTH BUYING IN-GAME ITEMS ~
☑️ No, EA is money hungry!
🔲 Yes
🔲 Wait for sale

~ BUGS / ISSUES ~
🔲 Cyberpunk 2077
🔲 Lots of bugs
☑️ Few bugs. such as latency/server and also FPS
🔲 You can use them for speedrun
🔲 Nothing encountered

~ OVERALL RATING ~
I play it when my best friend begs me and Olympus is in rotation because the rest of the maps are trash - but not too bad I guess. Also, duos aren't always available which is dumb so I would rather play Fortnite overall, but my bestie hates it (bleh).
Posted 9 October, 2024.
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Recommended
8.1 hrs on record
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Posted 21 November, 2023.
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Not Recommended
3.3 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
This game is so terrible.

- Visuals are terrible.
- It is glitchy AF.
- The buttons don't work.
- Keep needing to re-open it.
- The animations are all messed up.

I finished it in less than 60min can still go on but no point as nothing to buy - literally just a clicker game with no point.

NOT WORTH THE MONEY. Hella disappointed in the content. The price should have been $1 dollar, dunno how the devs haven't created anything better with what they asking.

The Steam point shop has better quality imagery. Even the achievement tiled are bad. Nothing about Fap&♥♥♥ to it, like a kid could play this that is how boring it was.

So dumb, wish I could refund.
Posted 10 September, 2023. Last edited 10 September, 2023.
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Recommended
18.4 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
I really like this game, just a bit sad because of the performance issues every now and again (Game drops to 5fps and stutters/lags) regardless of the requirements being low and me having a good enough (way above expectation PC) and I put the settings down.

The performance issues started after progressing and having more things in the game (not at first).

Still enjoying it thoughh, despite these issues. Lowkey addicted.
Posted 16 May, 2022.
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Recommended
20.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
IMAGINE buying a game that is made by Amazon, that owns AWS which is the biggest hosting service in the world for companies like Netflix, Twitter, Facebook etc...

BUT there are queues of 38K people in some of the servers... That is over R18 million but they can't up the servers so the queue times aren't this bad.

Yes, I understand why they did it for the starting zones... BUT surely they knew how many people pre-ordered the game? So they could have been BETTER prepared...

I spent 3 hours in a queue on a low populated server (from position 1250 just to reach position 19 and timing out due to an internal server error... Sad part? I am so over it, but can't refund, coz I have over 3 hours now (and this all just being in queue lol) XD very clever of them haha..

I honestly also feel people who pre-ordered should have had HIGH priority queueing (Like Battlefield has for premium members) to start with.

Still excited to play it though - just upset with how this has ended up being disappointed... Will change my review if they fix it.

EDIT: After eventually getting into the server THIS GAME IS AMAZING, a little laggy (still) but the graphics are simply beautiful and it is very enjoyable!!
Posted 28 September, 2021. Last edited 28 September, 2021.
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Recommended
4.3 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Listen, I bought this game just for the emoticons (which has nothing to do with the game lol).

So I idled it. Then I saw what the badges looked like, and I wanted to do the badge and idled it some more for the card drops.. and decided I am going to see what is about while I wait (because at the time I had nothing going on)...

Little did I expect LITERAL INCEST (i never read the game's description) xD so I am so sorry if this pops up in your recommended because of me..

But it wasn't too bad of a storyline lol (but you need to be effed up like me).

10/10 hentai :3
Posted 25 September, 2021.
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2.5 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
WOW. Just WOW.

That is but one word to sum this game up. The artwork, the music, the story is so cute and so pretty! As a "weeb" AND a lover of platformers - this title takes my breath away. It kinda reminds me of the art style that Studio Ghibli used, especially in movies such as "My Neighbour Totoro" and "Arriety".
I actually uploaded screenshots, and added quotes form Totoro in top make it seem a little nostalgic for those who have not played the game yet, and it is still so fitting.

Honestly, if you are a lover of platformers - and you enjoyed the beauty and serenity of Ori and the Blind Forest - BUY THIS GAME NOW. It will be money well spent - and your soul will be happy! It isn't as difficult and complicated as Hollow Knight, so this is a nice game to just relax to and take in the scenery and beauty.

Honestly, I am in love and it is totally worth it. BEST platformer to release (in my own opinion) since Ori and the Will of the Wisps.
Posted 25 August, 2021. Last edited 25 August, 2021.
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Recommended
18.1 hrs on record
BETTER THAN CANDY CRUSH 💦💦💦
Posted 6 June, 2021.
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1.7 hrs on record
first ima g'nna bang this drum...

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                                ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿              ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿      
                                                          

                                            ...then ima g'nna bang ya mum ;)

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                   ⣿⣿⣿ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿⣿⣿⣿
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Posted 2 June, 2021. Last edited 19 October, 2022.
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203.4 hrs on record (108.2 hrs at review time)
~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My grandma can edit on this
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Premier Pro

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 Like a dump in the toilet
🔲 Bad
☑️ Graphics doesn't matter
🔲 Good
🔲 Is this real life ?

~ AUDIENCE ~

☑️ Kids
☑️ Teens
☑️ Adult

~ MUSIC ~

☑️ Not needed (BUT you can add it to wallpapers)
🔲 Bad
🔲 Nothing special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ STORY ~

☑️ No Story
🔲 Basic story
🔲 If you really look for it
🔲 Good story
🔲 Legendary story

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a potato
🔲 Low End
☑️ Mid range
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ GAMEPLAY/USAGE ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
☑️ ADDICTIVE

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 A lot
☑️ Infinite

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
☑️ Yes, BUY IT NOW!
🔲 Wait for sale

~ OVERALL RATING ~

This program is probably one of the best programs ever released!
A solid 10/10! You can literally take your boredom away in minutes and get so addicted to creating new and beautiful wallpapers that you forget to do anything else and realise 4 hours later it is past your supper time and just go sleep and tomorrow repeat BECAUSE of all your creative energy being put into one space!

Also, it feels good when people actually use your wallpapers and vote it up and it makes you feel like a junior Picasso XD

After you bought it (read this review), go check out my workshop items here:
https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/id/Kittylele/myworkshopfiles/
Posted 12 May, 2021. Last edited 12 May, 2021.
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