i'm extremely hard right now

thinking of you ♡

thinking of you ♡

i love you

Keep going I'm almost there

You know I have a loaded gun to my mouth, aimed directly through my throat at the top back of my skull?
You know you're not real, and the second I pull the trigger, you'll seize to exist, right?

i love you so much

i miss you

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ayyyyyyyyyyyy pito que rico mmmmmmmmmmmmmmph

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph... meat

Woman want rites ? Then why woman sex sex ♥♥♥♥♥ not sex me ?? Woman not object why woman sex with man sex! Woman hoes no manners sexy sex but sex!? Why sex woman not want sexy sex? Woman die cat alone! I cry 😢. No woman sex man 6'2"?? But pp!!! 3 inches ? Not sexy sex havable big sex sex bums ? Butt cheeks sexy cry no sex ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat love! Hell sexy sex ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I has sex ever ! Girlfriend no sex but sex only sex ! Orgasms????!!! No sex orgasm woman sexual sensual sex. Sex dream Chad? Cuck me men supposed suck ♥♥♥♥? No suck ♥♥♥♥ men!!! I suck ♥♥♥♥ men ! Men suck ♥♥♥♥ mine!! No sexy woman butt sway. Woman horse 🤬repeat again??? Horse big boobs. Makes cry sexy sexy woman no want sex but me still cry. Sad alone dungeon mom's basement. No man suck ♥♥♥♥ 3 inches???? Die sex . Semen horse.

‼️‼️HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫

Roblox does not permit dating or romantic exchanges between avatars, so I'm sorry to say but I'm e-breaking up with you. I can't risk losing my position in my favorite game: Adopt Me. Maybe one day we can e-reunite or get e-married and have e-children, but my hands are tied.

Let me elaborate, balls are to be what breasts are to men. They are fascinating because I don't have a set, they are comforting as if I'm fondling then in a non sexual way they will belong to my partner. They are soft and squidgy and truly magnificent. Add to that, the fact that they create millions of tiny sperms and I don't see why people aren't more amazed by them. I find them as comforting as a child finds a ‘blankie’. As bizarre as it sounds they are my custom stress balls (that obviously should not ever be crushed), and they instantly add comfort to a stressful day in the same way men find breasts comforting too.

I am Count Dracula, I am going to suck you!
get it bc like normally he'd specify that he'd suck your blood, because he's a vampire. but instead he just says "suck" which leaves the ending open for you to draw your own conclusion, like what is he going to to suck? one easy conclusion is that he is going to suck your blood as in the this context Dracula saying he's going to suck you most likely means he'll suck your blood, although since he is not specifying he could easily mean he is going to suck something else, a popsicle? A straw? Who's to say.
- Roblox does not permit sexual content in any form on the platform.

I see they got you working the easy shift. NOT ME. I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY. where they crush my BALLS. THAT'S RIGHT. every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 million newtons of force exerted directly on my BALLS. I'M hopin to go for a NEW COMPANY RECORD! SIX POINT ONE trillion newtons exerted directly onto my balls. I'm hopin to win the company gift card! $25 at MACY'S so my GIRLFRIEND can get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me WHINE about my CRUSHED BALLS. THAT I GOT FROM THE BALL CRUSHING FACTORY. I don't even know what's going on down there anymore! I'M SCARED TO LOOK.

Hmmm, yes, this ♥♥♥♥ is delightfully smooth. Perfect texture. Not too skinny, but not too fat either. I really love hows the length and girth both compliment each other well. Oh, and this precum! It's the best looking I've seen in a while! Honestly, what wonderful work from the man behind this ♥♥♥♥, splendid job. Honestly, its only the work of a master craftsman that can produce a ♥♥♥♥ of such high quality as this one. Words precede me."

He does not like baby ♥♥♥♥♥
Edit: wait no. Stop confusing me! I don't like baby ♥♥♥♥♥. If someone showed me a picture of a baby ♥♥♥♥, I turn my head and say "no sir I do NOT like baby ♥♥♥♥♥"

I want to ♥♥♥♥ Spongebob. I want to slide my semen hose into every dispersed crevice and hole of his ripe yellow dermis. I want him to crush my ♥♥♥♥ and balls against my will until they’re just as pendulous and flabby as his succulent sponge-skin. I want him to forcefully suck me off with his moist yellow cavities as I’m held down by Mr. Krab’s razor sharp sex-talons. If only he would role-play as Sigmabob Grindpants so I could grind my pathetic little ♥♥♥ drizzled ♥♥♥♥-sausage against his shorts, my life would be complete

Happy pride month ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! 🏳️‍🌈 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 No one is allowed to be straight 😤🚫 all month long 🤏🏻😏🤤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒🚨until the 1st of july 🚨😩 all shall be persecuted by law 😡😡 you will be fined $1000 if you resist 💰💰 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice ❄❄ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 So get out there 😛😛 and have fun 😏🏳️‍🌈 all 🌈 month 🌈 long 🌈😛😛send to 10 🚨 of your gay besties 🚨 or bad luck 🚫🍀 all month long 🫣😰

she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. gigantic bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

Hey you queer! 🤪Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you're not �  allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 It’s time to 🔨🔨 POUND ASS and 🤪🤪 lick ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑🍑🍑 so hard it makes it to RU PAULS DRAG RACE 💃🏾 😫😫and listen to LADY GAGA 🎵🎤 while you ram that 🤪💦🏎 FAST CAR right into a WET HOLE 💦💪😭🤪After u SUCK SOME ♥♥♥♥ 👅🍆 then it’s time to get your gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass to brunch🥓🥞 !!! All month we’re here and we’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queer!!!!!!👩🏾‍🤝‍👩🏿👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏾👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 TAKE POPPERS 💊 and getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😫💦 in the PARK TONIGHT 🤪😫🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤼‍♀️🥳💦💦

Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his ♥♥♥ has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.

Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human ♥♥♥ because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the ♥♥♥ keeps it nice and thick.

Dragon ♥♥♥ is slightly warmer than human ♥♥♥, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.

This applies to dragon ♥♥♥. Human ♥♥♥ tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon ♥♥♥ tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.

It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

I like CP, and I'm referring to Club Penguin.

I was on my computer playing CP one day the cops arrived at my house for some reason. They were fascinated with CP, so they came to watch me play, and we had a terrific time.

They had to depart soon. They apologized for showing up at my residence because they suspected I was doing something criminal.

Remember to be cautious when playing Club Penguin since the cops may visit your home.

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This is usually achieved💯✔️ by spreading⚱️ estrus🤰🍑♀️ pheromones🌹👃💞 around↩️, gaining the horse's🐎 attention🛎️� ️, and having them mount🗻 a sawhorse🚧🦄 or fence🚧 or something where the positioning📍 makes🎨 them believe💫✡️📿 that they are actually on top🎩🎪 of a Mare🐴🤰♀️. Then at that point☝️📌 they are attempting🙋 to shove👐 their, very erect🗼, ♥♥♥♥♥🐓🍆 into a Mare's🐴🤰♀️ vagina, but there is no🙅 Mare🐴🤰 present.

In all of those videos📼, those people👪 are just⚖️ playing🤡⚽ with flaccid🥀 horse🐴 ♥♥♥♥🍆 more or less. The "♥♥♥"💦💦 you see👁️ in those videos📹 is usually a watered💧 down⬇️ yogurt🥛🥄 that is put⛳ in their mouths👄🤤 in a camera🎥 transition💊🏳️‍🌈 and held📎 there until they spit🤤💦 it out. In order📦 to use those in most cases💼 though, the horse🐴 has to be willing👌🙋 to "mount"🗻 the device🔬, and begin🎬 the bucking💸🦌 and humping🐫🐪 on their own.

In the videos📺 you've seen👁️ of women👩 "giving🎁 a horse�  a blowjob🌬️👅🐡" the horses🐴 aren't🙅 being fully💯 stimulated💡 properly🎩. Their ♥♥♥♥🐓🍆 heads👨 aren't🙅 flaring✨, and, in most cases💼, their ♥♥♥♥♥🐓 are kind of malleable🥀🐍 and can👌 be moved🚚 around↩️ and stuff. This is because the stimulation💡 requirements📜 for getting their ♥♥♥♥♥🐓🍆 out of their sheaths🗡️👛 is vastly🌊 less than actual ejaculation🍆💦💦.

Complete💯✔️ Guide🗺️👨‍🏫📜 to Horse🐴🐎🏇🦄 Masturbation👊💦💦

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Hey boo, gotta spill the tea and let you know, you're my ultimate vibe. You make my heart go cray-cray and my soul say yasss! You slay my world with your style, your smile, and your mad skills. No cap, you're the rizz of my dreams, the one who makes my heart do a TikTok dance. So, lemme keep it 100: I'm totally crushing on you, and I wanna be more than just fam. Let's be each other's ride or die and slay this love game together. What do you say, bae?

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

Cat is meow. Cat is meow meow meow meow. Man is wake to Cat on face. Cat is want food. Man is get food for Cat. Cat is put food in water. Man is move water away from food. Cat is still put food in water. Man is love Cat. Cat is warm and furry. Is Cat pillow? Yes, Cat is pillow. Cat is disagree and is meow and run. Man is hug and cuddle Cat. Cat is twist and squirm. Cat is paw through litterbox. Cat is sit in litterbox and stare off into space. Cat is poop. Man is watch. Later Man is sit on toilet and stare at phone. Now Man is poop and Cat is watch. Is morning. Cat is see Bird hopping by. Bird is see bug. Bird is eat bug. Cat is envy. Cat is watch. Man is type. Cat is no. Cat is sit on keybosdjuswdjbnnnnnm. Man is move Cat. Cat is returnewkqjlh. Mother is care for Cat. Mother is leave door open. Cat is outside. Cat is yes. Cat is bugs. Cat is smell and sound and blue sky. Cat is out. Man is come home. Man is see no Cat. Man is sad. Man is remember Cat. Man is hope Cat remember Man.

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MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

i love you

I took a ♥♥♥♥ pill once.
Ripped straight through a set of coveralls. Turned around to express my shock to the cashier and knocked over three chewing gum displays and a bottle opener display. Ran out of the gas station - broke the windshield of a Prius when I turned the corner. Couldn’t fit into my car. Had to take the train home, doors closed on it and they bent, so I got kicked off the train and had to pay for the damage.

Ended up polevaulting my way home.

Second worst night of my life 2/10 would not do again.

Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more.

what the ♥♥♥♥

I like😍skinny 🧍‍♂️scrawny 🤳 guys 🤷🏻‍♂️ how about🤔 multimillionaires 🤑how about🤔 eight inches📏 and thick😳 how about🤔 talented🤹🏻 how about🤔 loving 🥰and respectful🫡 i lost 😞my wife👰🏻‍♀️ ten weeks🗓️ ago 😥twenty-one years faithful 🙏 my daughter 👩🏻committed suicide 😵three weeks🗓️ ago 😥thirteen 🤯she was faster💨 than me at twelve 🤯and i run🏃 a six minute⏱️ mile😎 my testimony🤓 i'm nothing 🙅but fit💪🏻 and i ask🥺 you if you wanna be❓ in a YouTube channel📺 and you🫵 like scrawny guys🙄

Why I prefer asians
They are more feminine
They are more passionate in bed
Look beautiful without makeup
Shorter height
Less fat
Cleaner
More hygienic
Loyal
Normally wants to like your family
Good cooks
Sexy accents
More thankful
This as a white man who has dated white and asian

My favorite thing to do when I’m bored is to take an ungodly amount of
Benadryl and listen to some music, read some webcomics and maybe do a
bit of gaming (usually it’s TwoKinds and Battlefield 3) until the
hallucinations begin. You ever had some 6’3” anthro wolf with a USP .45
drag you to the physical manifestations of the darkest corners of your
Benadryl-ridden mind, surrounded by a bunch of lovecraftian furries and
biblically accurate angels tear you apart because they think there’s a
Lego mini kit inside of you, telling you “there are rats in your walls,
eat them”? Now that is some good times.

my girlfriend loves to smell my ♥♥♥♥ for some reason… Everyday when I come home and I’m wearing jeans or trousers she insists to take off my pants and then bring my crotch as close as she can to her nostrils and take a big whiff… it looks like she doesn’t care if it’s sweaty, cleaned, or unwashed or anything.. she just likes to sniff for as long as she can.. I’m not sure how to feel about this to be honest. I do like it of course but sometimes I feel a little uneasy thinking about what is it that she likes 😅.. is anyone facing any similar situation or have any insight? I could use any advice right now about this…

🌹🥀 🥰😋 MARVELOUSLY ASS-TON-ISH-ING ✨ PERFECT 💯 size, shape, and appearance 🧡 SUCCULENT, SCRUMPTIOUS booty 😍😋🍑🧡 very EXCITING 😎🤗❤️ HOT, SEXY FUN 🥰☺️😉🤗❤️

Haah haaah, I think I'm gonna!

White liquid explodes from the two glorious things, filling up both your lower holes so completely until it begins shooting out. You let out your loudest possible moan, and your body spasms wildly. You are having your single greatest orgasm in your entire life. More liquid shoots out from the glorious things, filling up your insides to the point that your belly slightly protrudes. Your nipples also begin releasing some fluid, and saliva flows down your chin. Your clothes are now in tatters, and you lie flat on the ground, with your mind entirely blank.