Recent reviews by Korig

Good but difficult. Needs an easy mode called Architect difficulty where the girls get fatter therefore wider therefore bigger paddle width

WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME???

THIS IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY, WHERE IS THE FUNNY? - Kyler (probably)

Good but the length makes it somewhat disappointing, they had something here & a rare time I feel a game should've been much longer. A sequel thats 10x bigger could be incredible.

With the expansion its a surprisingly good & free tie in/advertisement for Mouthwashing, definitely play this if you loved that game or Katamari! Looking forward to whatever these people make next.

I named myself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or something and all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want me

10/10 not accurate high school experience.

Simple, fun & addictive

Like a Zombies Ate My Neighbors twin stick randomizer

Would love to see this get expanded with new weapons, maps, enemies, etc. If they do that, this game would have endless replayability.

0/10

needs Workshop Support so I can turn her into Lola Bunny

Passing kidney stones is more fun then dealing with these characters

Update:
>Disney levels of subversive propaganda
>Son of original protagonist is suddenly a whiny bad guy and retarded
>Le epic quirked up girl boss has to step up as lead
>Turns out she is descendant of OG bad guy
>But don't worry THE HUMANS WERE THE BAD GUYS ALL ALONG FOLKS
>Humans actually made the evil genocidal monsters we've been fighting since day 1 oops

Another franchise for the lads annihilated by the modern reddit writer. And they wonder why the industry is crashing with no survivors lol.




OG review from Act I:
Game is ♥♥♥♥ but 10/10 bread

Best bread ever.

Amazing racks.