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10,145.6 hrs on record (1,009.4 hrs at review time)
You know that feeling when you wake up and just stare at the ceiling, wondering what the point of it all is? Imagine that, but with a counter to remind you of how much time you're wasting. Day in, day out, it's just me and this relentless, mocking timer.

Motivation? What's that? Drive? Yeah, left that behind somewhere in hour 50. Ambition? Pffft, haven't seen that in years. Happiness? An elusive myth, like a unicorn or a decent Monday.

There's a strange comfort in watching the hours tick by, though. Like, the numbers are the only thing that make sense in this messed-up world. They don't judge, don't expect anything from you. They just...exist. Like me.

It's weirdly addictive, too. At first, you think, "This is dumb. Who spends time doing NOTHING?" But then you get sucked in. The hours turn into days, days into weeks, and before you know it, you're hitting milestones like 1000, 2000, 3000 hours. And you just sit there, feeling a strange sense of achievement for absolutely no reason.

But here's the kicker. Despite the endless void of nothingness, this game taught me something unexpected. In the silence, in the endless counting, I found a weird sort of peace. There's a beauty in the simplicity of it all. No pressure, no goals, just being.

So yeah, Nothing is the most soul-crushing, pointless game you'll ever play. But in a world that constantly demands more, maybe doing nothing is exactly what we need sometimes.

Who knew staring into the abyss would make it stare back with a smile?
Posted 15 March, 2024. Last edited 17 June, 2024.
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11.3 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
every streamer in a nutshell
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
43.2 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
> Make an undying cult with dozens of members

> still make sacrifices to a damn snail

> profit
Posted 4 October, 2022.
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23.1 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
Neustes Anti-Cheat lässt Spieler eine weitere Software runterladen.
Ich würde Leuten eher Diablo empfehlen...
Posted 12 July, 2022.
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82.9 hrs on record (79.9 hrs at review time)
Eternal Banana.
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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2,573.9 hrs on record (2,563.9 hrs at review time)
There isn't anything better than SteamVR on Steam. Just look how addictive it has become.
Posted 5 November, 2021.
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254.1 hrs on record (89.9 hrs at review time)
From hardcore organ harvesting to animal girls which you can milk..
I'd say you will have fun either way, whatever path the game takes you.
Posted 15 July, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
134.4 hrs on record (57.7 hrs at review time)
Hades - Blut und Finsternis, holt es euch.
Ich habe mir Hades von einem Freund empfehlen lassen als es noch im Early Access war und ich hab angefangen es zu lieben.
Nun, wo das Spiel endlich aus dem Early Access ist, mit einer vollständigen Storyline und allem... kann ich einfach nicht mehr aufhören es zu spielen.

Wer unterschwellig griechische Mythologie lernen will und sich dumme Sprüche vom Herr der Unterwelt anhören will ist hier definitiv richtig.

Einfach ein Meisterwerk
Posted 23 September, 2020. Last edited 26 November, 2020.
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114.0 hrs on record (43.6 hrs at review time)
Thicc Girls.
Worth every cent.
Posted 8 November, 2019.
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6.7 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Okay, my friends are gonna hate me for recommending this game.
Also they should stop asking me what I'm playing.

I absolutely love the concept of the game.
IT HAS BUGS AND I'M FINE WITH THAT.
With a little more work, filling the world more it would be so lovely.

BUT DAYUM. For a fcking prologue it has SO MUCH CONTENT.

And stop fcking with everyone for a secret fck.
Posted 25 July, 2019.
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