I play loki, thor, hela, and some other strats mostly in rivals. wbu?

so true

+rep

obligatory 2022 check in

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your avatar. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my ♥♥♥♥ apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

A girl.... AND a GAMER? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd

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Ahhh now I get it

i was asking if u where a plane and a pergnat gave birth on you would when baby leave plane (you) would have birthed baby

I miss you too

obligatory

Yeah dude! Enjoy! Have fun trying to allocate disk space for it lol
Kind of like Left for Dead but w dirty skaven rats and chaos demons

You know what they say: "All toasters toast toast."

https://youtu.be/VxKv-sDo93c

the book of eli

:-

uwu

awoo

yeah man hbu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkvmpLia6xo

watch the killfeed

Oh Word?!

lmao did he make that?

Yeah, looks like if your item is in the Mann Co Store, then you get a Self-Made of that classes' crate

loved it

♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme bro

i knew what that was before i clicked it. i love that video so much

if it is memes u seek, u've come to the right place...

tiny baby hell

i was actually eating a slice of pizza as i read your comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU&

ive known u like 4 years now, i still always think ur names allison and not ellison sorry i dont know how to fix it

k

nah mate I wish

Gratz on 5000 hours!

Hello, stranger. I want to play a game. Up until now, you have spent your life downloading gay porn, jacking your ♥♥♥♥ at every chance you get. You're good at this because, you, like them, are also gay. Gay on the inside. You identify more with a huge ♥♥♥♥ than you do with a vagina. I believe you want to join your true family, indeed your only family... the gays. The device you're using is hooked into your computer. You're using the internet. By the time this paragraph is finished, you will have one minute to become straight. At the end of that minute... You should know better than anyone, what happens then. There is a site that will unlock the gay spell, stranger. {LINK REMOVED}www.lemonparty.org It is right in front of you. All you have to do is go in and watch it. But do it quickly, the sight will blind your eyes in the matter of seconds. Make your choice.

Never heard of them.

>Jingle Bellison

Time of death: Dec 26, 5:23pm
Cause of death: Trauma due to severe loss of sides

♥♥♥♥♥♥'... happy hallow scary thing. I gave you a treat, but also I need to play Traim simonlation. Like, all the time.

I see that you helped invent the stocking stuffer.

Would you like to help me stuff my stocking? (read: butt)

john. we need to rub bodies soon. i am longing for your companionship.

I'm 80 I don't have much longer

Wish me a happy birthday today

The north remembers

UNCLE BENJEN

-rap pizza tits

pls upload picture of your b00bs as proof, I have made a dropbox account specifically for this

Hey, Ellison! Sorry if I'm bothering you; is it possible for you to sign my Stocking Stuffer? :3

Air of Debonair is pretty good.