Married this one by mistake, best mistake of my life.

I am this guys #1 biggest fan

This guy tried to sell my online bibles. i told him i didn't want it. he proceeded to call me a heathen , devil worshipper he became obsessed with me, stalked me on all of my social media platforms.
he even became my work college . all so he could sell me his stupid bible.
in the end we became more then friends, slowly becoming lovers , who knew the bible got me this aroused. so when all is said and done eat one porridge a day and it will keep the creepy uncle at bay... stay loyal to the soil.. AMEN

After a good game in Rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Rust and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rust lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then kicked him out. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy

flop up

flop out