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Zenity 8 Apr @ 9:19pm 
I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
SUBNORMAL 28 Feb @ 5:14pm 
valarante daycare fps… look to happy cartoon gun with sparkly sound to make kindergartener clap… csgo have dark alley, scary corner, make valarante player shake in fear… no recoil, no tactic, just hop hop like bunny and click head with rainbow gun… csgo player study spray pattern like ancient scripture, valarante player buy cat ear skin and meow in voice chat… valarante map look like toy store, csgo map look like battlefield… one game for soldier, one game for child who get timeout if they say bad word…
★ Insaniti 26 Feb @ 2:39am 
To the parents of this child, please take immediate action. Your child has been throwing stones at other children, and today they hit my son on the knee with a rock. This is completely unacceptable and could have caused a much more serious injury. What if the rock had hit his head instead? The consequences could have been devastating. I urge you to address this matter immediately before someone gets seriously hurt. This kind of behavior cannot be ignored.
CERTIFIED HITTA 23 Feb @ 10:44pm 
rofl
2ez 7 Jan @ 11:14pm 
im gonna kiss you, great teammate, little gay but that's okay
*StonedKills* Cheddar Bob 1 Jan @ 5:48pm 
HAPPY NEW YEAR BROTHER!
𒈝H𝚊⍴⍴ƴ 𝝢𝚎ᥕ 𝝪𝚎𝚊ꝛ𒈝
Fern 26 Nov, 2024 @ 11:40pm 
carrying his trash friends and making me suffer. -100000 rep. smfh
Hitler 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:49pm 
pro :(
Lankstr 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45pm 
Congrats :steamsalty:
Cream 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:36pm 
nice teamkill goofy we won without you
Zenity 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06pm 
its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lank
RaWDaWGeR42069.GODSENT(PRO)™ 25 Aug, 2024 @ 11:27am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!!

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☽Jones☾ 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26am 
hmm your profile comming along really fine, got some similaraties but i wonder from who....
☁ Neurosis 3 Aug, 2024 @ 9:17am 
top tier aim, but kinda no brain <3
señorfreakydick 31 Jul, 2024 @ 11:21pm 
global elite in wingman? who does this guy think he is? :steambored:
16 Jul, 2024 @ 6:13pm 
+rep
Lankstr 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:17pm 
Obrez 4 life
Cheesecake 29 Jun, 2024 @ 1:05pm 
A real G
사기꾼 9 May, 2024 @ 3:17am 
met this jit on anubis at 3:30 in the morning, he cool ig
*StonedKills* Cheddar Bob 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:29pm 
happy 420 brother :april20: :weed: :ws_lighter: :ws_plant:
Lankstr 29 Jan, 2024 @ 6:17pm 
fr tho if ur acc is lvl 10 im blocking u straight up
DJLobsterDoggo 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32pm 
I'm telling you, Lankstr is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
https://leetify.com/2023/76561198148392183#friends
monster 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am 
+rep very handsome young lad
scream homophobic slurs at kids 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:23pm 
+REP Og Big Kush Killa Been rippin since '14 :Valakas_serious:
☽Jones☾ 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm 
helo i am bing chilling gib dreamhack
Lankstr 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:41pm 
When the chinese scammer hits you up lmao :secretweapon_hoi:
托米 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54pm 
Add for awp
kraft 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:45am 
hello, is your electric hive for trade?
BLP Kosher 22 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25pm 
+rep real
[REKD]𝟙𝖓§Ă𝖓𝟙✞Y 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22am 
🆈🅾🆄'🆁🅴 🅰🅽 🅰🆆🅴🆂🅾🅼🅴 🅵🆁🅸🅴🅽🅳
souie 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53pm 
HUGEEEEEEEE
flywheel 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12pm 
+rep R8 gamer tbh
MEECH 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:54pm 
*DEAD* Lankstr‎ : ez
Lankstr 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm 
hes mad :steamsalty:
Giga Kondom Man 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40pm 
♥♥♥♥♥
Zimbabwe Beamer 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm 
:steamhappy:
SUBNORMAL 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45pm 
NO DOGS IN HOUSE CANCER DOG GET 10 TIMES MORE CANCE THAN YOU AN ME LOOK DOGS DONT SMOKE NO ASBESTOS HOW DO DOGS GIT CANCER
SUBNORMAL 28 May, 2023 @ 6:29pm 
I WOKE UP AN ATE A TOASTA STRUDEL
☽Jones☾ 14 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm 
+rep straight outta vertico
The Rust Logo 12 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm 
-rep plays on mirage
korosi 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
i am friend of angel i am awesome add me
señorfreakydick 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm 
this guy is a dirty rat bastard
Mr. Hat And Clogs 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02pm 
+rep rassclart blem boosted my elo
Lankstr 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00am 
Hes mad
Michael 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21pm 
STFU BTCH
Zondar 22 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27pm 
Congratulations on getting in the Beta!
☽Jones☾ 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31pm 
+rep enough said
Zenity 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm 
've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
Zenity 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm 
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