Omg are you a…

Woman?

Excuse me ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all please do

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--you don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store you). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. You can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah

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Male giraffes headbutt females in their bladder until they urinate. The male then tastes her pee to see if she's ovulating. How far are you willing to go to test if your partner is ready to procreate?

“Your chess is insane.” Magnus said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hans’s pants and smirked. “Are you trying to mate me?” protests Hans, as Magnus blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hans. “Weak tempo play, Magnus.” The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hans places his Rook into Magnus' open line.

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 ❤