- rep Yo bro, remember those insane goon sessions? We'd lock ourselves in the cave, just blasting porn and going full send for hours, barely able to move by the end, but damn, it was worth it. We’d just get lost in it, jerking to nothing, sometimes eachother, but it felt like everything, y’know? No one else could hang with us, no one got the jerkmate level we were on. But then, one day, you just weren't there. It was like, one moment we were hitting peak goon mode, and the next, it was just me, solo, scrolling and jerking by myself. Kinda wild.

I guess life happened, but I miss it, man. I miss that pure goon energy. Now I’m here, still on the grind, still going at it, but it’s different. It’s not the same without you in the mix. Like, I still end up on the same dumb porn we used to laugh at, and I catch myself waiting for you to bust in, but it’s just... empty. Where’d the goon energy go, bro? Guess I’m just rambling, but damn, I miss it.

IM ON A GOON MARATHON. 6 NUTS AN HOUR FOR 7 DAYS A WEEK. 24 NUTS A DAY WITH 7 DAYS MEANS 1008 NUTS(plus or minus i might slip a couple more in)


WISH ME LUCK!!!

My unfriend button doesnt work, please unfriend me as soon as you can for me. This is urgent.

I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE. *clicks delete*

LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%.

COMPLETE.

-rep zero kills every game❤️
-rep tryhard with no kills
+-ep ♥♥♥
-rep trash with deagle, waste of money 💢
-rep stiff movement
-rep 10 IQ plays
-rep terrible aim
-rep ihykys
-rep I hate you 💖
-rep uninstall pls
-rep worst of the worst
-rep no thanks
-rep horrible game
-rep my nemesis
-rep ♥♥♥♥ you!
-rep thx for wasting my time
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend
-rep AYYYY YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💙

-rep, just because it's christmas doesn't mean I want to 'gift' you money for drugs.