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You don't know who I am and frankly shouldn't care, but
unknown to you we have something in common. We are both rather
prone to mistakes. I was elected Student Government President by
mistake, and you came to school here by mistake.
🙁
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
😲
Mix's Law:
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
🤣
I EXPECT, he said, THAT YOU COULD MURDER A PIECE OF CHEESE?
-- Death talks to the Death of Rats
(Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)
🤑
I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS.
Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
-- Lawrence Foard, entropy@world.std.com
😷
Whip it, whip it good!
😭
Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi:
The Force will be with you, always.
😪
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