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Hentai Furry (Steam, $1.49—or $0.49 if you’re a cheapskate) is a memory game where you flip tiles faster than a furry streaker at a dog park. Match ‘em up, and bam—fox girls and bunny broads go from “aww” to “rawr,” peeling off clothes like they’re allergic to fabric. Forty levels of fuzzy foreplay, and you’re the perv with the power.

The art’s hornier than a jackalope convention, the puzzles are tighter than a catgirl’s corset, and the soundtrack’s so bland you’ll be humming “Sweet Caroline” instead. It’s dumber than a bag of hammers, but at this price, it’s cheaper than a lap dance from your cousin’s beagle. Steam’s 86% positive—because who doesn’t love a quickie with whiskers?

Score: 8/10

This game is a horny fever dream that somehow escaped the dark corners of a Steam sale and landed on my hard drive like a drunk Tinder date. You play as some schmuck whose online gaming buddy turns out to be a local femboy with a face cute enough to make you question your life choices.

The plot? You’re “helping” him “over the fence”—whatever the hell that means—while dodging more detours than a GPS on acid. The dialogue’s so raunchy it could make a sailor blush, and the spicy visuals? Let’s just say my screen fogged up faster than a car window at prom.

Gameplay’s basically you typing your name into this erotic choose-your-own-fiasco, then sitting back as it assaults you with 7,000 words of pure, unfiltered smut. It’s not Shakespeare, but it’s got more thrust than a rocket launch. Camera work’s decent, decisions feel immersive—if by “immersive” you mean “I need a shower now.”

Still, it’s no My Stepbro’s a Femboy—that emotional gut-punch this ain’t. 8/10, because it’s dumb, it’s fun, and it knows exactly what it is: a one-way ticket to Horny Jail.

Over 100 hours on this game. No idea how. I guess I take farming seriously

Remember kids - Stop, drop and roll. It'll get you out of fiery situations real quick!

Cut Andrew Gower some slack. It isn't RuneScape but it definitely is unique and I see some real potential here. Glad I got in for early access. Seems promising so far!

Alright, I've been playing CS since 1.6. I know CS:GO had a rough first year after release, but CS2 really is something else. As someone that used to do tournaments and events with a team as a former semi-pro back in the day, this game has steered so far to terrible that it's just not worth wasting time on until it's in a proper playable state. It's a shell of what once was one of the most optimised FPS's out there and many other current pro players and former pro players will tell you the same thing. If you have a ping above 20, forget about it. The glitches, the cheaters, the lack of network utilisation, the lack of support for content creators, the deceit etc.. There's just so much wrong with this game right now. This review may change later, but I'm dead sick of trying to enjoy it as it once was. Perhaps it's my fault for moving over to Starlink, perhaps I'm getting old, or perhaps the years beforehand were my imagination, but no, it's not the case because others have the exact same issues and it seems Valve has turned a blind eye to them.

For only about $5 AUD at the moment this game is great. I already sunk like 2 hours into it doing main levels and bonus levels. Finished the game now all I have to do is work on getting diamonds and golds. I feel like I got my money's worth out of this.

This game is absolutely one of the best games of all time. It's still playable even to this day because of how diverse the story is and how amazing the battle mechanics are despite this game coming out in 1995. Play it, you won't regret it.

Alright, I'm going to rewrite my review. Game is still crap but I just can't help keep playing it. I am writing this review 1000 hours after my last version of this review. Game still runs like an elementary school science project potato powered computer and looks like a game from like 2011 because if you make your graphics settings any higher, you could potentially fry your PC. I'm running it on a 5700X AMD Processor and RX 6700 XT Graphics Card so it should be able to run better than this. Hey, but at least if I sit at my base and breed a Therizino army all day, it doesn't crash. Look, I love ARK. And I'll continue to play this mess but it is just that, a hot mess. If you're a massochist that loves pain, get ASA.

Well, here I am, writing a review for this game that basically took over my life. This is not the first account I've bought the game on. I decided I'd support the developers by buying it more than twice. This game has really improved over the years. It's an incredible game. It's fun. It's what H1Z1 failed to achieve. It's what H1Z1 wanted to be but couldn't be. You can have your own server, you can join friend's servers, you can change your server settings to how you wish to play it which is amazing. You want hundreds of puppets in one town? You can! You want to have a peaceful time without the meks and puppets? You can have that too. You can also set spawn rates for items and even have PVE or PVP. The people that published this made RuneScape, one of the most successful MMORPGs in existence. This is the real deal for a zombie-esque survival horror game. It's fun, scary, will keep you going for hours if not days on end. Please give SCUM a try.