I caught this man jacking off in walmart's dairy aisle while making cow noises. He lives up to his profilename.

good boy

this place is nicer than I thought it would be,

Soldier boy thought he was coolest MF on planet, until he met this guy.

Russian spy was here (¬_¬)

PRAISE @M'DIC!

I like big tiddies

Hello son

Dear human being,

with disgust and retching we came to notice that you recently bought dayZ. Please take a car and hit on the next tree.

Greetings
Jinnai

Sehr geehrter Kunde,

Ihre Bestellung unserer neuesten Creme zur Behandlung von Vaginalherpes liegt nun zur Abholung für Sie bereit.

Ein Service von
Nemesis Apothekenverband

I have no idea what I am doing.

BAND - New bestest game ever. Figure out what the letters stand for and win the grand prize.