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36.5 hrs on record (26.5 hrs at review time)
The bosses feel unfair having higher mass and longer frames to better utilise weapons with range. Also your character is now a pool noodle and has legs quake full ♥♥♥♥ when the opp looks at you and also takes 5 business days to get up. Actually leaning on being a bad patch, the new UI is badly designed, but the new game mode of ranking up and getting to choose a perk is pretty fun, however going into the abyss that kills your FPS and your run would be better if you could turn it off or choose to rank down instead or have the option to give up instantly or faster instead of letting the opponent bosh at your noggin' for awhile.

Adding different animations for different weapon types is cool though, being able to use real sword fighting techniques is pretty satisfying if you can pull them off. The fistfights are fun too, would be nice if fistfight carnage was with just fists instead of shears and other miscellaneous blunt or edged objects

Hopefully some of the changes will be reverted like lower control of limbs and general motor function after getting hit in the head, kind of expected but the issue is bosses have larger model and longer reach so you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over by the knight one and some other I forgot, very tilting. Also the new move Ramming that opponents use when you're getting up would be cool to know how to do as well. It is a demo after all a lot of fun but having a bosses weak point being exposed head and LITERALLY being too short to exploit it while he clubbers you back to the stone age isn't too fun because it's just unfair bs.

Do recommend overall because you can skip the bosses and instead just spam sword fights or what you like
Posted 19 April.
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0.0 hrs on record
Portrait of a murder is not good.
Jonah Vasquez
perks have 1 garbage perk (corrective action) and two insanely strong ones (Boon:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and overSHIT). Boon:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ = free unbreakable for everyone, and sometimes against really strong teams you have to slug or you will just lose. OverSHIT gives 40 second headstart to the chase = completely broken.

The Artists'
perks are all garbage, nobody is going to use them unless they are doing the adept challenge.
Grim embrace is trash, 4 hooks = about 3-6 minutes of chasing, why would you choose this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perk when you can have something better? Just get deadlock.
Scourge hook: Faeces resonance is crap, it's unreliable, plus 9% is nothing. It's done back in about 9 seconds.
Hex:pentiSHIT is ♥♥♥♥ as the name suggests, nobody destroys dull or hex totems anymore they'll just bless it = this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ perk will never actually do anything.

In summary this Chapter is one last cash out before the customers are milked dry and they leave for better asymmetrical games or switch to survivor.

Strongest killers in this game?
The developers in charge of balancing the game.
Turns out if you give monkey faeces it's going to throw them at a wall, if you give monkey a game to balance it's going to defecate on it and it will end up being called Dead by SH1TSHOW. Motto of the balancing team.
Posted 1 December, 2021. Last edited 1 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,383.9 hrs on record (605.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
as i have putten over 500 hunderad game of hour in the game i tinkh i can rwrite wreewvir5e. SO i tthink the main problem the game is that eeh you gget ban for killingk teammate
teammate killink is point of the point of hte aGAEM!?`yes
kill tamate win geam. Also I think you ASouhl DownLod HAckS beCUCS is ee very better agema with haxro. haxingkp?==?== main point of hte is tho see you team and enemy thougrh wall so you can prepare better for incoming rape anal . YES!!

TOtally WOnt RECOnmEND THE GEM BEcAEU Gaben ALWay Ban ME For HVIng special NEEd IN gEmE so pleas ♥♥♥♥ you gaben, and ♥♥♥♥ oyu volvo, and stemer. YOu not get my money For you STEAM ENGINE OKI!? and ♥♥♥♥ dis niger who not palwy normal and shoot teammate for free vicrtoy ♥♥♥♥ this game and its playerBEAs becauyse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

yes.
Posted 2 November, 2017.
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34.2 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
probably the best PROBABLY RATS simulator from all time
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
9,801.2 hrs on record (4,771.8 hrs at review time)
very good tool for learning russian ! AXAXAX PIDOR NAHUI PIZDEC BLYADJ!

stop censoring this you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 11 November, 2014. Last edited 20 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
13.0 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, touching story :)
Posted 31 March, 2014.
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