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METAPHORICAL AND VAGUE SPOILERS INCOMING BECAUSE I NEED TO CITE THINGS BEFORE CLAIMS CAN BE PROPERLY STAKED! OH AND GRAMMAR ISSUES. "I'LL EDIT AFTER" IS THE EXCUSE OF BUFFOONS BUT HERE I STAND! A BUFFOON! USE THIS GIANT WALL OF UNNECESSARY BACKGROUND INFORMATION TO SHIELD YOURSELF FROM WHAT IS SURELY TO BE ANOTHER UNASKED FOR TAKE AT THIS MYSTERY EVERYONE HAS BEEN SPRING LOCKED AND LOADED INTO. YOU HAVE BEEN PROPERLY SPOILER WARNED! ENJOY THE INFO YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR AND SCROLL DOWN FOR WHAT YOU REALLY SCROLL THROUGH FOR! MTTFFY! (No but seriously where is the spoiler function?)

(Came back to the Fred-Verse after leaving my continuity at Sister Location for years. This is the first part of a Working Theory that is comprised mainly of FNAF 1-7 as I do believe that these games are the First Completed* Arc of this wonderful mystery that has been created by Scott Cawthon and Steel Wool Games. I write completed* because I do believe we have been given enough context to finally put this first mystery story to rest and continue deciphering the next mystery of the Fred-Verse (End of Help Wanted Secret Cutscene, FNAF Special Delivery and onward) which is slated to continue with 10-Year Anniversary surprises this coming August 2024. So on that note... Please tear this apart and allow me to fall back into the shadows of buffoonery. There's no point to anything ever since I found out the GOATT ((Second T is for Theorist)) retired. Long Live The King MatPat. Hopefully more to follow.)

An illegitimate child is displaced into an unwelcoming home with a father that denies paternity. A brother half by name follows "mother's" restless guidance to fix their family. A sister sent off to a secondary location, a place to start their family anew by any means. A child left alone, with only mother's voice to guide him. What is tragedy for some, is merely a calculated bite to the Restless, and a bite too far for the Immortals. A brother struck with remorse so dutifully they'd begin a loving, odorous, and burning path of selflessness. A father then pleads with their former ally, now rival, to save their son. They are both his father now. One by blood, the other by machinery.

But we all arrived too late. The son was left in the box, thought long gone. The fathers banished to an existence always out of grasp, but always within reach. Just before they could reconvene their keys. Stopped by a different bunny. One that loved restlessly dancing.

The child's small window of hope. Closed. For now. (But hey the story was almost closed forever! Surely it's a good/bad thing? Life continues finding ways?) But how long until it reopens? That doesn't matter when you're Golden. Time is always on your side. Especially when there is work to be done.

Oh, don't tell me you forgot lights cast shadows didn't you?

What is it that they say is mediocrity's best attempt at flattery again? Oh that's right. Or just what's L.E.F.T.

Garnet Speaking To Superman

"I messed with the S."

"Sorry Kryptonian."

"Up, up, and away!"

"Never ending battle? Hmph. I'm in."

"I hear you have a problem with crystals."

"I don't foresee this going well for you Superman. You can bend steel, but you can't break me."

"Super strong fighter from an alien planet.. Hmm sounds familiar."

"Crystal gem beats kryptonian. Hmph. Just as I thought."

"Take a break Superman. I'll protect Earth for a while."

Also there's "THE" VAT OF ACID. 10/10 would spend money again on free game for more of RAM: TVOAE.

Then fall,

Make sure to pick me up in the next hour.

10/10. Worth every Chaos Emerald. Come for Sonic, stay for Froggy,

Plant and watch an acorn grow into a wonderful (albeit not the layered and nuanced game that was promised) tree! Watch as your litany of dynamic choices boil down to two things! 10/10 Needs more Peter Molyneux Hype. (This game is great. Play it.)

A wonderful step up into mixing action and survival horror. Followed by a few tumbles *ahem 5 and 6* that continues into a beautiful bayou pirouette called Resident Evil 7. 10/10. Needs more Wesker.

A+

This game saved my marriage.

Perfection.