+rep good teammate

After a good game in ds3, i added her because she seemed like a cool gamer. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ds and most importantly true friendship.
I invited her to my house for a ds3 lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.
When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her breast push against my chest. I punched her and then I tapped her.
Turns out she was hot. I love her.

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

+rep pretty cool onryo :D

+rep, I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3