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The Male/Man

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I just deliver the male.

Movie poster: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSbGRFzVEAAT6Yk?format=jpg&name=large

Announcement, for the citizens of Steam; I will no longer be accepting friend requests from private profiles for ease of driving off phishers.

Attention, people of the Steamyverse. I know you all love me, and want to be a part of my magnificent afterlife. But I warn you here and now;

I have decided that I will not accept friend requests that do not leave a comment on my profile introducing themselves and their reason for adding me. There is a good chance I will not accept your friend request if your profile is empty. For instance, if I have accepted your friend request, and you find my handcrafted Icon sexually attractive, and introduce yourself I will probably keep you on my friends list. Rest assured, I am not one to just slam the door in someone's face, for I am a man of reason.

For those of you with more especially peculiar needs, you might wish to refer to this sheet;

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e0/90/39/e09039db8af14d79ba2e0041c48d6396.jpg

Please return to your respective lives and housewives.

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WARNING

OBLIGATORY FRIEND LOG
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Valentine's Void the Indolant: Would you like to hear
Valentine's Void the Indolant: A Joek?
Urso: I was just about to go to bed.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: It's a spooky joke.
Urso: Go ahead.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: You know how everyone who's ever lived
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Has said "Still a better love story than twilight"
Valentine's Void the Indolant: About literally everything?
Urso: Yeah?
Valentine's Void the Indolant: So, I was talking to a friend
Valentine's Void the Indolant: About my favorite creepypasta.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Guess what he has to say about it?
Urso: What?
Valentine's Void the Indolant: "Still fatter than the Slenderman."
Urso: Hm.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: How'd I do?
Urso: I get it but it's not as funny as I thought. ^^
Urso: then again, I'm quite sleepy
Valentine's Void the Indolant: >;3
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Success!
Urso: I'm off to bed, see you.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: SEE YOU IN YO NITE MARES
Urso is now Offline.