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yeah, i know, ive been there before…
you want to relieve some stress?
i know how to…
have you ever jerked off before?
no? thats okay, i can show you how to…
lay down on your bed, think of anyone you love sexually… imagine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥/getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by them…
nice, isnt it?
you hard yet?
good boy…
drop those pants down for me…
damn…. its so big…
slide down those boxers…
mh, ♥♥♥♥…
spit into your hand…
and rub it all over your d.ck…
perfect… youre doing good…
now wrap your hands around it,
and slide the f.reskin up… and down…
wait… dont go too fast, i wont let you… yet…
think about them, rub your thighs while doing so…
now pick up the pace…
mh…
go a little faster…
you like those wet noises it makes, dont you…?
its okay… i do too…
go faster…
good boy…
now let your self go, let the climax hit…
good…
that felt nice, didnt it…?
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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