UPDATE: (As of 28th Nov, 2019 / 8.2k hours ingame) We are LOL now.

~~ 5k Hours In-game ~~

Pros:

1) Learn exotic foreign languages like Russian, Tagalog, Hindi, Urdu, Bahasa,
2) Make new friends from all over the world,
3) Game terminologies recognized by all (Bobo, Pota, Cyka, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, Babi, Randi).
4) Personal growth guaranteed. (Narcissism, Rudeness, Abusive nature and learn to be Hot-Headed)
5) Reduces cost of living. (No one would want to be in a relationship with you, therefore reducing your expenditures on them)
6) Tons of BabyRage memes.
7) Game Developer (Valve) constantly updating and improving the game. (Pumping out sh***y cosmetics left and right)

Cons:

There are none! Just say "Gaben take my money" and come on board this life-consuming cancerous joy-ride!