• 68th in the world on MKX Test Your Might
• Ex-weed Journalist
• 7.5/10 Jesse Pinkman impression
• Beat Devil May Cry 2 and did not lose my sanity (mostly)
• rustle 25/7
• Diabetic (type 1)
• Simply unaffected by optical illusions (built different)
• Call of Duty Zombies swaglord
• First ever diagnosis of Little Metal Man Disease
• Did the mocap for Green Goblin in Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (Uncredited ) and Miguel O'Hara Spider-Man 2099 in Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse (Also uncredited )
• Colin Farrell's stunt double in The Penguin (2024)
• Do me a favuh Sal. Call your wife. See if she ansuhs.
• Unbridled rage towards ebike riders
• Hustle bones comin' out my mouth
• Manually performing Mitosis all day every day
• Writer and creator of critically-acclaimed analog horror series "The Glingobo Files"
• Slayer of ants and fleas. All bugs who oppose me shall fall.
• Well, new adventures await, buddy!

My name is House
knock on my door
I'ma cure you like you ain't never been cured before

My name is House
You may not like me but you're going to survive
(Or my name isn't House)

We're going to cure everyone in the world
I got my cane
I got my crew
I'm in the house
My name is House