>So we been breaking bucks for 3 generations.

Mos' time the breaking sticks. The buck don't give you any kine uh problems.
but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR buck.
This one buck, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
It seem every week he was pretending to take a nap on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLain damn sight of the OVaseeah.
OVasseha would call out to the buck to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bucks eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
This Buck would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
Hellll it got sooo bad this buck would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..

Big tits with no ass fill a mans hands
But no tits with big ass fill a mans heart
-Xi Jing Ping , Art Of War

My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm