Recent reviews by Mike Buz

2nd best way to ruin friendships

Mech fighting, and it feels slick too. I like it

This game is actually kinda like Dark souls. In the sense that it's a curated experience, where in order to progress you have to beat certain bosses which get progressively harder. The tools they give are feel fresh and fun. My only problem is how damn hard it is to get some achievements

#1 game for ruining your friendships

Aura walk up to guy with sword stabbed into his chest
guy is way bigger than me and reminds me I'm beneath him
I aura walk back up to him
die again
rinse and repeat
10/10 game

If only I could convince people to play this for more than one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ session, I might actually have a understanding of what the hell i'm doing

Simple, this game suffers the same problem I have with every PVP game and that's only months after the game releases it suddenly a sweatfest and no longer any actual fun to play. I've also had toxic teammate, just like in every PVP shooter.

If you're all good with that great, play the game. I just don't like it myself

If I had a GF I bet this would be a solid couple game, instead I'm a lowly peasant trying to find myself a maiden but always being too damn dirty for anyone to want to talk to me

woke up in the middle of nowhere
looters try to kill me
i kill them
take their stuff
find more looters
kill them
take their stuff
sell their stuff at nearby settlement
fail to get a maiden
become hired sword
fail at being a hired sword
try trading
get robbed
get married
wife dies in childbirth
child is stillborn
get remarried
wife dies in childbirth
child is stillborn
kill some looters
get remarried
wife dies in childbirth
i have a son

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