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I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Throw your hands up
And point them to the floor
(Step two) Here's what to do
Now get down on all fours
(Step three) Just bounce around
It's easy, follow me
(Step four) Go crazy now
And beep beep like a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep, I said
You've got to, you've got to
Beep beep
I said beep beep like a sheep
♥♥♥♥♥, I'm a cow, ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
♥♥♥♥♥, I'm a cow, ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm a cow
♥♥♥♥♥, I'm a cow, ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm a cow
I go "mooo" (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Yeah
I say, ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm too smooth, I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves, tryna make moves
♥♥♥♥♥, I'm too smooth, I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves, tryna make moves
Got milk ♥♥♥♥♥? Got beef? (got beef?)
Got steak ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
Got me A1, sauce please
These heifers got nothin' on me
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice…
Everytime you breathe, oxygen atoms touch your mouth. Soon they leave as carbon dioxide. After photosynthesis, that same oxygen atom will reach someone else's mouth. Who has a 50% chance of being the same sex as you. So every second breath in theory is a gay kiss. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.
The 👮 Department of Homeland 🗽 Security 🚔 has issued a 🅱ruh Moment warning 🚧 for the following districts: Ligma, Sugma, 🅱ofa, and Sugondese.
Numerous instances of 🅱ruh moments 🅱eing triggered by 👀 cringe😬 normies 🚽 have ⏰ recently 🕑 occurred across the 🌎 continental 🇺🇸United States🇺🇸. These individuals are 🅱elieved to 🅱e highly 🔫 dangerous 🔪 and should 🚫 not ❌ 🅱e approached. Citizens are instructed to remain inside and 🔒lock their 🚪doors.
Under ❌no⛔ circumstances should any citizen 🙊 say "bruh" in reaction to an action performed 🅱y a cringe😬 normie🚽 and should store the following items in a secure🔒 location: Jahcoins💶, V-bucks💴, Gekyume's foreskin🍆, poop💩 socks, juul💭 pods, ball 🍒 crushers, and dip.
Remain tuned for further instructions.
BRUH ... BRUH ... BRUH ...
You cannot 👎 afford- ford 💸💸💸 for my 😎 diamond 💎 sword, sword ⚔️
even if you 👁 could, could 🤨🤔🤔 I 😱 have a patent 📝
No one else 😂😎 can make 🔨 a sword ⚔️
exactly ☝️in this manner, manner 💪
welcome 😉😉 to my manor, manor 😎
I c-c-c-canna canna 🤯🤯🤯 swing, swing, swing 👊 my sword, sword 🗡
Whenever I get bored, bored 😏😏 I can swing 💪 my sword, sword ⚔️
I can swing 💪 my sword, sword ⚔️ once I 😰 hit ✊ the floorboards
but 🙏 I had it restored 😊👷♂️
And 😱 it was expensive 👿👿👿 but 😦 it was a write-off 🙇♂️🤷♂️
Swinging 🙌 is my 😎 business 💵💵💵 and by that☝️I mean 📖 swinging swords ⚔️
Please 😩 Do not 🙅♀️🚫 ignore 😤
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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But Daddy’s ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 just gets bigger 😳😲
Over near 😯 the drawers, he grabs the scissors ✂️
Cuts 🔪 a hole 🕳 in Mommy’s 👩 stomach
In her hand, 🤲 a gin and tonic 🍺
He 🧔 begins to unravel her strings of intestines 😝
“Look 👀 closely, you’ll learn 👨🏫 a lesson”
Ties a noose, 😔 rigs it tight 😫
“Sweetie, 👧 sweetie, 👧 no need to fight” 👊💥
Puts her 👩 guts 🤤 around 🔄 my neck
“Looks like everything’s good 👍 and set” 👌
Lets me fall down ⬇️ about 🤔💭 a yard
Face 👧 turning blue, choking 🤭 hard 💪
All the while, 🕑 Daddy’s 🧔 stroking his ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
And for a moment, 😳 our eyes 👁 lock 🔒
Tears 😭 of joy 😊 stream down my face 👧
I’m going to 😵 a better ✨ place~
Thick 😫👌and gooey, feel like honey 🍯
That sweet 🍭 milk, 🥛 oh-so-tasty 🤤
Daddy, 🧔 Daddy, 🧔 please be hasty!💨
My tongue 👅 swirls 😛 round 🔁 and round 🔁
While Daddy 🧔 gives my ass 🍑 a great big pound 🤜💥
Over 😑 in the corner, wrapped 🎁 in chains ⛓
Mommy 👩 huddled over, screaming 😱 in pain 😪
“Shut up, ♥♥♥♥♥! 👩 Stay on the floor!”
Mommy 👩 sobbing 😭 louder, I 👧 call 🗣 her a ♥♥♥♥♥
She reaches behind her 👩 for her gun 💀
While Daddy gropes 👋 and tickles 🤗 my sweet 🍬 buns 🍑
Puts the barrel 😛 between 👉👈 her teeth 👄
And Daddy’s 🧔 semen 💦 begins to seep ☔️
Gunpowder, blood, 💉 brains and gore 😎
Mommy’s 👩 lifeless 👻 corpse slumps ⬇️ to the floor 😂
Cummies, 💦 cummies 💦 filling my throat
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Listen, I know you think I'm anti-man. I'm not! I grew up around men! I am a man! I'm just a part of a growing movement of men that are feminists - and that's okay! Feminism is absolutely for men! I'm SO EXCITED for Captain Marvel! my friends and I are planning on seeing it opening night!
If you're having trouble checking your white privilege or handling your toxic masculinity then you should seek professional help. The best tips I could give are:
>believe women
>donate to black lives matter
>Keep the aforementioned testosterone levels low. Meat is unethical
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You know I had to do it yah, Mik
☼ ♥ If you have a gay friend , put this on his wall ♥ ☼ |
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This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on.
I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"
The plural is ANIME. Like:
deer
you dont say Deers. huh Idiot.
fish
salmon
Get it righ OUR GET OUT!