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This child is SEVERELY autistic.
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Do not spin his fidget spinners.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
really sucks that he sounds like he weighs 400 pounds and has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ down his throat at all times but if he works on the 400 pounds he might become something because he is so funny
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are.
Just letting everyone know that as of today I have implemented a new TK Manager plugin that works based on a point system. Here's the parameters:
1 teamkill = 1 tk point.
15 team wounds = 1 tk point
5 tk points = 6 hour ban
3 consecutive teamkills = 6 hour ban
15 zombie kills = removes 1 tk point
NOTE: these parameters may change depending on the level of strictness required to effectively eliminate intentional teamkillers. For added security, however, the tk points are permanently saved in the server database. Disconnecting and reconnecting will not reset your tk points! IP addresses are also being manually tracked for repeat offenders that attempt to evade their ban with alternate Steam accounts.
Finally, if you encounter a hacker or anyone who's otherwise ruining the game... Please do everyone a favour and report them via my profile comments immediately.
Your Steam ID has been given reserved status.
How to use it:
Simply connect via console by typing "connect 198.23.132.43:27015"
You will not trigger the reserved slot by connecting via server browser!
How it works:
- The server has 7 slots and 1 reserved.
- Assuming the server is full, you will occupy the reserved slot until one of the other 7 people disconnect.
- Non-reserved users may only connect when the server population is 6 or less.
- The console will not kick any player to free the reserved slot.
- The only time a reserved user may not connect is when there's 8 people in the server (meaning that a reserved user is currently occupying the reserved slot). If this is the case, the reserved slot will become avaliable again once a non-reserved user disconnects.
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