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you're a wizard lizard harry
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you're a wizard lizard in a blizzard harry
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(and theres more but i forgot)
- Harry, you're a wizard.
I'm a what?!
- A wizard, Harry.
I'm a WIZARD?!
- Yes Harry, you're a wizard.
but I'm just Harry.
- Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.
but I'm just Harry!
- No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!
Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!
- NO! Harry, you are a wizard!
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
- Listen Harry, you are a wizard!
No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
- Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!
A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!
- Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.
- Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!
- HARRY, you are a wizard!
Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD!
- For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD.
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD!
- Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and ♥♥♥♥. And you're going to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleased about it!
I don't WANT to do your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
- My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT?!?!
HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line!
- No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA ♥♥♥♥.
I'M GOING TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUT MY ♥♥♥♥ IN THE OWL
- I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.
I'm a WHAT?!
- YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR ♥♥♥♥ SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!
Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY ♥♥♥♥ WHAT YOU THINK.
- This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT ♥♥♥♥ SMALL ♥♥♥♥ SKINNY ♥♥♥♥ EAT MORE WANKER