Recent reviews by Schizo

This game has many INEXCUSABLE errors, design choices that shouldnt have happened, gameplay features that are outright insane to think of and it is repetetive, the same way space crew was.

It still revolutionizes the series, its fun with cool easter eggs here and there and this game actually made me imagine runner ducks dropping a new title about boats and ships in the feature.

try it. I finished the last boss and im looking forward to finish all achievements, its not perfect tho

5/10

I want to add, once you finish the game its over, start a new save, you cant access your old save anymore. It will just play the credits (which are always unskipable) and thats it. Rest in peace to your truck

4/10

Compared to other DLCs released in the last 2 years, while this was not supposed to be a major update like BBA or GDM, this DLC is underwhelming. Boring Trees for the most part and for some reason we are going back to 70 day focusses again?

DBD players after walking in a circle and holding their left mouse button for 10 minutes in 1 round
"yeah, this is peak gameplay"

I mean I dont have many hours in this game but turning it on from time to time to explore the truly MASSIVE worlds is just so adorable and cute.
Its a game that is perfectly made for kids or people in their 20s who sit at home all day and love maps and history.

Its cute.

10/10 if you keep in mind that this is just a "haha, funny countryball game"

Idk where to begin, its weird that i somehow convinced myself to touch pixelgun 3d again after i promised myself to never play this game after some weird issues back on my old iphone between 2015-2017 caused me to lose my old account and that i didnt want to start from scratch again... this was by far my favourite mobile game back when i started playing in 2014...

Played some of the new modes, played some of the old, explored the overlay and menu, "grinded" a few levels.

What really hit me was the campaign tho. Thats it hit me hard. Its funny to see how i play through the campaign, kinda remember the shallow "lore" this game has, kinda remember the maps, kinda remember the enemies. What really got me was the fact that for the first time, in a long time, i got in touch with my childhood. Remembering how i played this game on my phone and seeing my name on the leaderbords. Playing the campaign to pass some time when i was bored. Challenging my friends just because im better than them.

This game is not what it was back in the day. This game will never be what it was back in the day and to be honest. I dont care. This game, while acting like its an adult game, is marketed for kids. Im not a child anymore, im not the target audience for this game and even if im wrong here, i grew out of the "haha funny minecraft shooter" phase.

Playing this game for just 4 hours experiencing multiplayer and the campaign made me realise that the one thing that really matters is time. Embrace the moment guys. Its about what we are doing right now. Stop thinking about old memories, stop being afraid of the future, stop trying to "relive" your childhood. Get out there and make memories now.

The worst thing that can happen to you in life is realising that you wasted time. If you read this you are probably thinking about childhood memories, thinking how easy life was back in the day. That is fine and all, but do you want to remember, 10 years from now how you did nothing except being nostalgic?

Get up and just do it guys...

Good job Paradox, you made a good DLC, that is all we asked for.

After 7 hours i finally made it to the Hub, i think my vault dried out by now. 10/10 would recommend

Called in an Artillery Strike, didnt know what it had loaded, team didnt know what it had loaded, it was a big explosion, we all died but so did the xenos. Noone got extracted.

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR HUMANITY

(need to join the hype to dislike this game because of sony, sorry bozos and coorporate bootlickers, i dont really care)

Sad that Behemoth is known to not create sequels

Bought this game for 2 bucks and thats what its worth,
The grind is horrible
The Interface is not that fun to maneveur through
The Gameplay is stale
I played a few hours but dont buy it for full price, its not worth it