top 10 alltime gooner, this dude will take mid round breaks to goon. actually insane

signed by steegs

Terrible cheater. Has clearly been cheating for a while now because he's lost basic crosshair placement skills and has no sense of rush timings. Cheating is ingrained in his DNA now. Terrible positioning, just knows exactly where the enemies are. Frequently gets caught being complacent and just aiming at enemies through the wall. What a shame, because I don't think this account always hacked, it's probably just a bought one. Sad. Pathetic.

Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened.

signed by HoppCX (from krunker)

Ever since I was 11 years old, I've noticed horses in "that" way. I never spoke up, because my family would have disowned me. My friends would have ditched me, and I probably would have gone to jail for committing a beastiality offence. While everyone was watching porn on xvids, I was stealing horse photo books from the school library.
When ever the librarian asked me why I would keep borrowing them, I told her that I was researching because I wanted to become a horse racing gambler. She didn't have a problem with it, and let me keep the books for a year. "Amazing!" I thought. "One year worth of horse fun!". But after one year, it just wasn't enough for me.