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Stalked my friends list and found your profile. Cute pfp, based Ivycomb fan. Much love and good luck on your next Dota 2 match!

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meows at u

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Happy holydays! I really hope 2025 to be a more pawsitive year ! Less negativity and more fun!!!

Enjoy with family, or with friends!♫ - Sjru

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What the goon...

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i wanna kiss that

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Happy holydays! While there were many woes, trials and tribulations on this year, hopefully on this 2024 we're all able to move on and share new emotions!

Enjoy with family, or with friends!♫

meows at u

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I hope you have a nice day friend

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it used to be worse when i had cringe copypastas on it

it took me 10 years to scroll down holy fish

Is it titty Tuesday? If so, I have mine out. Just letting the girls free while I play some games by myself. 😉

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👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 ♥♥♥♥ 👊🏼from good ole Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD👍🏻 ♥♥♥♥🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 ♥♥♥♥, 😩

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Things had improved hopefully the same for you, the next 2023 I bet it will be even better! I wish you the best on it

Have fun with family if possible with frends too♫

~Sjru

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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

Everyone who tried to tell me who was in Paris has been banned. What are they keeping from us?

Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

The Funny, I'm trying to have SEX right now. Please refrain from posting memes for the next 48 minutes (my average lasting time). Your memes can be very distracting, and right now I do not need distractions (as previously mentioned, I am having SEX right now).

If you ever need to blackmail an autistic person, agree to start watching whatever anime they've been wanting to watch with you and then 1/2 way through pull up the Wikipedia synopsis and threaten to spoil yourself.

I like trains!

I'm all for florryworry doing his thing, but seeing him basically naked is triggering me now. I always search for people playing raid: shadow legends. He never plays those games but is ALWAYS the first person in my related search. I'm a straight man, and have never used twitch to look up porn like that. I am totally disinterested. It really bugs me how aggressively Twitch is pushing porn on people. I came here to watch people play video games. I have no interest in seeing naked men.

Hey, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays. Twitch is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every chat, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best Call of Duty channel I've ever interacted with.

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This year was slightly better, hopfully the next one 2022 will be much better, I wish you the best on it

Have fun with family if possible with friends too♫

~Sjru

Why are we still here? Just to siege? Every tick, I can feel my infantry… and my cannon… even my pips. The general I’ve lost… the manpower I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you? 77%

Finishing in first, second or third place no longer awards a medal, instead it has a chance to drop 1-5 medal shards

GGG has been brought on to manage the Olympic Games from 2022 onward. We have evaluated the powercreep that Olympic athletes have exhibited over the last 2000 years and believe it is not in line with our vision for the longevity of the games. We believe the following interventions are necessary to prolong the fun and exciting exhibition that we have all come to love:

Olympic pools have become too easy to swim in. We will be adding a gelatin mix to all swimming events to slow athlete's speeds.

Scoring in basketball has become too rewarding. We have made the hoop 20% smaller to be more in line with the size of the basketball. This will encourage new strategies and mix up the meta.

Cycling, marathons and other endurance sports have become too dependent on hydration. We never should have allowed water to be so freely used during events. Dehydration and the fear of injury and death should be a real and present fear for all athletes who participate in endurance sports. This will be more exciting for everyone.

Near perfect Gymnastics scores have become too obtainable. We are regularly seeing athletes attempting the most difficult combinations and succeeding. We believe that the end game of Gymnastics should be harder to reach. We are lowering the difficulty scores accross the board and requiring an additional 360 degree rotation to all existing aerial maneuvers to obtain the previous scores.

Javelin's will now weigh 35% more, and be 23% thicker.

Pole vaulting has been temporarily removed from the games as we are seeing heights and distances that were unintended with our core vision. When we have figured out a way to address movement events in the future we will let you know.

Synchronized swimming has been removed. This is a buff.

Football has been renamed Soccer and Soccer has been renamed Football.

Volleyball nets are now 3% lower. This should encourage more people to play Volleyball..

We have reworked the first phase of the pentathalon. The fencing round now uses 20-40% shorter swords and will be randomized for each competitor. We expect this to create an overall more dynamic event. If you are a streamer please contact us to ensure you get the least nerfed sword length.

Weightlifting has been reworked to ensure the atheltes more accurately feel the weight. Each weight has a random amount of additional weights attached to it which must be picked up individually. Each additional weight will weigh 1 pound but can be attached in groups of up to 17.

Team rowing has been untouched. We believe 5 people carrying 1 who does nothing but provide support is the ideal version of competition.

I hear being a circumcision surgeon doesn't make much, but at least he gets to keep the tips.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? nothing, she just gagged.

Amogus ඞ

あれ(^_^;Mudkizさん、朝と、夜間違えた、のか、な、（￣ー￣?）😜⁉️✋❓⁉❓🤔❗❓おじさんは、ま� 起きて、ます、よ、〜😃♥ （笑）💕❗😃😚😃☀ (^o^)🎵今日は、鳥取30度超えるん� って、💔😰💦(T_T)😱(・_・;暑いね、〜💔(T_T)(^▽^;)(￣Д￣；；^^;(◎ ＿◎;)こんな日は、おじさんと、裸の、お付き合い🎵しヨ😃☀ 😃♥ 😃✋冗談😃☀

Ah, o pepeloni, pepeloni. Conheces o pepeloni ? O normal ? Eu sempre- Eu peço sempre o Domino, o pepeloni Domino e sem pepeloni. Eu peço sempre o pepeloni e sem pepeloni. Pepeloni! Eu gosto de pepeloni. Eu peço sempre a pan- a pan de queijo. Como posso explicar ? Posso explicar pelo meu desenho. Eu peço sempre tipo a pan de queijo, que tem queijo aqui nesta parte, a orelha. Orelha da pizza! E depois peço- quando peço pepeloni, a orelha- tem sempre pepeloni no topo, mas eu pego nestes, FORA! Porque eu não o como! E depois eu como a pizza pan de queijo. Ok ? Compreendem ? Compreensível. Pepeloni, sim.

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ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.