Recent reviews by alex

This DLC has broken the game, it seems Paradox has done no testing. The AI can go through all the reforms, before 1550 in a bad game. A player pope can prevent the reformation from happening

one of the best Total war games ever

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Depends on how many People are on the server
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press Q
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐There is no „price“
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Poor man's Steep

step 1 buy the game
step 2 download it
step 3 open payday 2
step 4 play 7 hours straight
step 5 play 30 hours and finaly finishish a sthealf heist
step 6 buy all dlc when they come on sale / they do that all the time)
step 7 enjoy the game