mate?

happy national horny day <3

Thanks berni its happened a lot lately

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After a good game of Terraria, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting on my Discord server, and over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great 2-D fun, and most importantly true friendship. We even got matching dev set drops! It was really fun. I invited him to my house for a Terraria LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to finally meeting him in real life. I invited 10 of my closest friends and he was the first to arrive. He showed up 2 hours early, which isn't that bad, however this is where things take a weird turn. As soon as I let him in he immediately pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, tongue and all. Then, I felt his hard donger push against my leg. I was paralyzed by fear. I finally came to my senses and punched him really hard in the nuts, quickly spawning Duke Fishron and watched in awe as he was ripped apart limb by limb. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Ok, so my greatest achievement in life is my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ distance. When people usually talk about a "n*gga in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ distance," they usually are referring to anywhere between 30cm-1m. However, I am actually able to ejaculate at a distance of over 10 meters (I only have 10 meter sticks so I am not exactly sure how far it exactly went.) I consider myself a pretty funny and nice guy, and I always respect women (although I am a virgin(I personally consider this a disability). I am a feminist, or a white knight as some of the kids call it. I am also a docker (you have to be cool to get that reference ;) ) I also love MEMES! my personal favorites being: grumpy cat, epic win baby, and my number one favorite, my name jeff! xD. Anyways, thats all the time i have today. But before I go, a quick joke if you will. Alright, here goes nothing.
What is cold and stands under a street lamp?
A frostitute xD

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches #feminism am i right! We should really play "Left For Dead 2" sometime, its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun; and dare i say cute 0_0 xoxx

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most unbearable 2v2 teammate in existence. honestly ill be surprised if this dosent get deleted. gotta keep ur "squeaky clean image" huh ♥♥♥♥♥♥? you're just mad your parents hate you ever since you came out as g a y. yeah, i said it ♥♥♥♥♥♥. do something about it. next time maybe you'll think before you tk me in ranked 2v2.

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

+Jimmy Jimerson Ah ♥♥♥♥, here we go again.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

stupid scammer

yo +Dexter stfu nobdy cares

Sounds sexy af

a boner boy

ive kissed a boy

Dont make me rape yall

whomstve been talking ♥♥♥♥?

no frick u

♥♥♥

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