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 ⡀ NIGHT-RUNNERS
    ⡀ IS FKING PEAKKK
      ⢄        
       ⢸   ⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀            
        ⣀                     
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿             ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿                   ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀       ⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀        ⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷     ⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆        ⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟      ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢       ⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟ ⡴         ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄       ⣿
⣿⣿⣿             ⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧      ⣿
⣿⣁⡀  ⢰ ⣦        ⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿
⣿⡋    ⢸⣿⡆      ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢘⣿⣟  ⣼
⣿⣿ ⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀       ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼
⣿⣿⣷⢻           ⢿⣧        ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣧  ⢸               ⢀⢃  ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿  ⢗ ⣤⣴⡶             ⣀⡸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⣾⣿                    ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⢹⡇                  ⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄                ⢀ ⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀            ⢀ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷           ⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀     ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄   ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧    ⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿      ⣿  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⣿⣿        ⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿      ⢻⣿⡇      ⢀ ⣿⣿⡿      
⣿⡿    ⢀⣀ ⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄    ⢀⡿    ⣀ ⣤⣤ 
Posted 14 April, 2024. Last edited 14 April, 2024.
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       ⢄⣀⣀   ⡎ ⢀ ⡆⢀⣀⢤ ⢱  ⣞⣳⣺⣿ 
   ⣤⢤⣎ ⣧⢕⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣦⣏⡺⢅⣵⣿⢰⣿⣿⣶⣝⡿ ⡜
  ⢰⣤⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣟ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡷ 
 ⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡪ ⣾⣭⢻    
 ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢀⡼⡫     
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢅      
  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢈      
  ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡰       
   ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏        
   ⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇       
    ⡀
      ⢄  
       ⢸   ⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀            
        ⣀                     
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿             ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿                   ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀       ⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀        ⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷     ⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆        ⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟      ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢       ⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟ ⡴         ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄       ⣿
⣿⣿⣿             ⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧      ⣿
⣿⣁⡀  ⢰ ⣦        ⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿
⣿⡋    ⢸⣿⡆      ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢘⣿⣟  ⣼
⣿⣿ ⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀       ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼
⣿⣿⣷⢻           ⢿⣧        ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣧  ⢸               ⢀⢃  ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿  ⢗ ⣤⣴⡶             ⣀⡸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⣾⣿                    ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⢹⡇                  ⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄                ⢀ ⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀            ⢀ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷           ⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀     ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄   ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧    ⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿      ⣿  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⣿⣿        ⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿      ⢻⣿⡇      ⢀ ⣿⣿⡿      
⣿⡿    ⢀⣀ ⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄    ⢀⡿    ⣀ ⣤⣤ 
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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                  ⣤       ⣻⣿⣗⣦⣤                   
                 ⣩⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⡙ ⡀                
               ⣰⣾⣿       ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢦ ⣦               
            ⣾⢋⣴⣿⣿          ⢿⣿⣿⣿⡃ ⡀ ⡇              
           ⣸⢏⣼⣿⣿⡏            ⣿⣿⣧ ⢻⣆⣇              
          ⢰⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇         ⣄ ⣶ ⢻⣿⡄ ⡟⢻⡆             
          ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿            ⢿⣿⡆⢸⣿⡇ ⡁ ⡟             
           ⣿⣿⣿⣿  ⣀⡀          ⢃⣾⣿  ⡇ ⡇             
           ⣟⣿⣿⡇ ⡾⢻⡿ ⢷⣦⣤ ⣷⣄⣤⣾  ⢿⣿⣄ ⣯⣀⡇             
           ⣿⣿⣿    ⣿⣿⣿⡿  ⣼⣿⣿⡿ ⢶⣿⣿⣿  ⢿⡇             
          ⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇     ⡹   ⢻⣿⣿⣷    ⣿⡇ ⡼⣟             
          ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿         ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧   ⣿ ⢿⡻⢿⡇            
            ⣿⣿⣿          ⣿⣿⣿⣿  ⣼⣿  ⣿              
             ⢻⡿⡄       ⢳⣶⣿⣿⣿⣯⡀⢸⣧⣼⡀ ⣿              
              ⣿⢀   ⡀   ⢸⡅⢘⣟⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼               
              ⢻⣮⡀⡀        ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣧⡿⢿⡏               
               ⣿⣷          ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⡄               
            ⢀ ⣬⣿⣿⣷⣴⣦    ⣀⡀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣟⢢⣤⣄⡀           
     ⢀ ⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡷⢷⣦ ⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿ ⢲⣾⡿ ⣀⣀        
⢀ ⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿   ⢦⣀    ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣯⣄      
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀     ⣦⣀⣀⣾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀  
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀    ⣨⡿⢟⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷  ⢀⣼⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣴⣿⣿⢿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Better not call saul goodman to play this game
Posted 6 August, 2022. Last edited 6 August, 2022.
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11.2 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10
Posted 15 July, 2022.
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97.0 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>fix you're dad's car
>take it for a ride
>crash it
>fix the car
>go home
>shower
>eat/drink
>turn on msc

10/10
Posted 3 June, 2022.
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16 people found this review funny
5
3
8.4 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10
Posted 1 May, 2022.
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68.5 hrs on record (42.4 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Posted 16 April, 2022.
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26.6 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
very great game

naked girls chase you and try to kill you.
Posted 31 December, 2021.
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2.7 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Meh personally don't like it
Posted 20 August, 2021.
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28 people found this review funny
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13.3 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
~ DIFFICULTY ~

▢ No Difficulty
▢ Easy
🟩 Normal
▢ Hard
▢ Impossible

~ PLAYER BASE ~

▢Everyone
▢ Kids
▢Mature
🟩 Casual Players
▢ Tryhards
▢ Pro Players

~ GRAPHICS ~

▢ What Is This?
▢ Acceptable
🟩 Good
▢ Great
▢Beautiful
▢ Masterpiece

~ SOUND/MUSIC ~ (Using Headphones)

▢ Bad
▢ Nothing Special
▢ Good
🟩 Great
▢ Beautiful
▢ I´m Gonna Cry

~ STORY ~

▢ This Game Has No Story
▢ Like Playing "Candy Crush" For The Story
🟩 It´s Alright
▢Well Written
▢Epic Story
▢ Thinking About It, When I Sleep

~ PRICE ~

▢ Free
▢ Underpriced
▢Perfect Price
🟩 Could Be Cheaper
▢ Overpriced

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

▢ A Toaster Could Run This
🟩 Average
▢ Above Average
▢ High End
▢ NASA Computer

~ LENGTH ~

🟩 Very Short (0-2 Hours)
▢ Short (2-20 Hours)
▢ Average (20-50 Hours)
▢Long (50-200 Hours)
▢VERY Long (200-... Hours)
🟩 Multiplayer/Neverending

~ FUN ~

▢ I´d Rather Watch Grass Grow
▢ Hard To Enjoy
▢ Repetitive
🟩 It´s Okay
▢ Fun To Be Had For Sure
▢ The Kind Of Fun You Will Remember
▢ Life Changing



~ WORTH BUYING ~

▢ No
🟩 Wait For A Sale
▢Yes
▢ I Can´t Recommend It Enough

~ FINAL SCORE ~
7/10
Posted 1 June, 2021.
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