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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⢉⣡⣽⡿ ⣿⣿ ⣶⡀⢻⡇ ⢿ ⣿⡀⢻⡄⣶⡿ ⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡀ ⢙⣿⣀⣈⡙ ⢸⣿ ⣃⢀ ⣰⣿⣿⣇⣀⣧⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢿⣆⢻⡇ ⢸⣷ ⣶⡿ ⢿⣿⣿ ⢂⣴⡤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿ ⣴⡆⢻⣿⡄ ⣼⣄⣼⣿⣄ ⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⡏⢰ ⣿⣿ ⣰⣿⣿⣿⡟⢡ ⣿⣿⡿ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣹⣿
⣿ ⢸⣿ ⣆ ⣿⣉⣹ ⢻⣿ ⣾⣿⣿⡿⡛ ⣾⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⣹⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⡾ ⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⣤⢹⣿⣶⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣸⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⣿⣿⣧⣴⣿
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
Saavdhan rahe satark rahe
जहाँ रंडियाँ सस्ती थी,
उनकी गांड में इतनी मस्ती थी,
जहाँ भी डालो हँसती थी,
तुम भी बहुत हँसते हो,
उसी गाँव के लगते हो !!!
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance.
The purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
-- Shashi Tharoor's version of the nursery rhyme: Jack and Jill went up the Hill ........
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