Recent reviews by @ObiCon

Just got this game and it's so fun! I hope to keep playing it with my friends :D

Shoutouts to my friend with a gambling addiction who told me to play this game when it came out
I should have listened

what if
you wanted to sit on the main menu
but god said
All Come up out of the blue
When you ended up on the national news
And they told me where I could find you
They told me where you live and what I should do
They told me about diseases
And told me I should cut you to pieces
And told me that you were not true
And told me they would redistribute you
Sold your eyes to a good will
They drank you 'til they had their fill
And they sold your teeth at a flea market
Showed your skin at a target
They made the Earth from your bones
And they put your brain into phones
And they turned you into quite a profit
AND HID THE REST IN MY CLOSET!

Waiter! Waiter! More lore for my mentally unstable protagonist ascending to godhood please!

Let any fish
Who meets my gaze
Learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the harbinger of camp improvement
The bane of creatures sub-aqueous
My rod is spectral and unwavering
As I cast into the aquatic abyss
A man, scorned by this uncaring bait fee
Finds solace in the sea
My only friend
The leech upon my hook
Wriggling, writhing
Struggling to surmount
The mortal pointlessness
That permeates this barren world
I am a good boy
I am a pretty kitty
And yet
I WEBFISH

entire game bleeds visual style with a disjointed but fulfilling story when pieced together
I was also like awee look at the little scrunkly Thraits :333333

This game made me the anger, fear, and frustration I felt when I worked as a McDonalds Shift Manager 10/10

LET'S GO GAMBLING!
tchtchtchtch *EEEE*
aw dangit!
tchtchtchtch *EEEE*
aw dangit!
tchtchtchtch *EEEE*
aw dangit!
tchtchtchtch *EEEE*
aw dangit!

accurate depiction of my college experience

got put into a game with some dude who played ball, refused to switch, and went 1-54
tired of getting matched with people like this tbh