2,000 hours in CS and you still play like your mom was carrying you in one arm and your dad was screaming at her to hurry up with the pad thai. Did they even teach you how to aim, or were they too busy arguing about who wasted more money raising such a disappointment? I’ve seen bots with more game sense than you, and I’m pretty sure your parents regret not spending those hours teaching you how to tie your shoes instead.

Broski is equal to the fourth integral Maxwell's equation

-rep still in 5k Elo..

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Then again....
Hes kinda cute ngl.
i would be lying if I said I didnt want him, but I was in a fortnite game final circle!!!
You NEVER seduce a friend when they're in the final circle >:(

-rep gooner