Recent reviews by Ohnonoki

Brings me back to simpler times when I'd wake up early on Sunday just to play this. Then my Dad would wake up and whip me with his belt until I passed out from the pain.

I like my sister's fat tits.

Runs terribly. Needs more time in the oven. It has the makings of a fun game, but the constant stutter ruins it.

My father would often whip me with his belt for speaking to women, usually until I passed out from the pain. I liked Metaphor: ReFantazio, but I won't be surprised if they release Metaphor: ReFantazio Reloaded sometime next year. It's got a lot of characters, areas, and plotlines that aren't finished, didn't get resolved, or were cut entirely.

Only buy this if you've already played all the Persona/SMT games, and my Dad isn't watching.

You will not find Alice here.

women, am i right?

Time to show these gooners what for!!!

I asked no questions and punched everyone on sight.

I'm not the hero this town needs, but I am the one it gets.

I will name my first born "Loader Bot"

Didn't bother telling anyone you had to link an Epic Game's account.