Recent reviews by Oilson

This game is a great little party vs game. If you have two controllers and a bunch of mates this can be great fun and, difficulty-wise, is not too difficult to learn.

BUT! I can only recommend buying this when it is on sale as it is definitely not worth £7 or whatever the normal price for your country is, as it only has four maps. If the game were to be updated with more content then maybe, but with it being 3 years old I highly doubt it.

So I got this game at around Christmas 2015 as it was on sale, heard it was God-awful and silly so wanted to see for myself. I've had Steam since 2007 and I had 90 games on Steam, hadn't played them all but played most of them. Out of all these years I've never had a game so bad that I've honestly felt I have wasted my money on it and have never refunded one of them, and I brought "Duke Nukem Forever"! But this is the first and most likely the only game I'll ever refund. The only way I would get this game again is if someone gifted it too me and even then I doubt I'd play it unless it was to show my friends how bad it is. Duke Nukem Forever was mediocre and stale but this is just 100% dire.

Why is it bad?
Everyone loves humour and references , even better when the two mix! However this game attempts both and fails horribly. You may find it funny if you've just hit puberty and think the word ♥♥♥♥ is the pinnacle of wit and suffer from amnesia and require random reminders of all the pop culture games/films you have played/seen in your life to function. You're walking along and suddenly there's Minecraft blocks, then a Mario Pipe, then Heath Ledger's Joker on the wall, then someone is called "Colon Duty", totes random mega funi!
The gameplay compliments the humour nicely by being as equally ♥♥♥♥. Hitboxes are non-existent, ammo and beer are as excessive as British Peadophile TV presenters in the 70s, lowest mouse sensitivity is more sensitive than a Tumblr feminist and the drinking beer gimmick, the only unique thing the game has going for itself, makes the game even worse.

If I was one of the Comedy Central writers involved with this, I'd do everything I could to not have my name associated with Zombeer so that I could continue to have a career in comedy.

But if you are a masochist and really want to appreciate anything else £7 could buy and have a thing for jiggly disproportionate breasts that cannot be fulfilled in any other way, then forget everything I wrote and have a blast you weird ♥♥♥♥.