Lewds
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I have decided that I will blow up the sun. I know this plan may arise some questions, so let's get to common QnA.

Why will you blow up the sun?

Simple. With no sun, the average temperature will drop by at least 2 Celsius, meaning all Californian people will go extinct, realizing they can't fry bacon on the sidewalk anymore, just eggs. Additionaly, all solar panels will become obsolete, meaning all those stupid f :happyio:cking protected species will have to deal with pure coal energy, sheltered c :happyio:nts.

How will you blow up the sun?

I will make sure to proceed with the operation at night, to be as safe as possible. Once close enough to our star, I plan to rip the meanest fart in the history of astronomy, so potent it causes violent storms back on Earth, making the winds of Neptune look like manufactured artificial farts from jars those e-wh :happyio:res sell. Anyhow, this will fasten the internal fusion of gases that constantly undergoes in the core of the sun, shortening the star's lifespan to 4.9 billion years, which means I'll be able to order Wendy's and still be in time to watch destiny unfold.

Wouldn't this wipe almost all life on Earth?

No.

Are you sexually attracted to men?

No, I only gave my homie a hot passionate blowjob by accident, and my moans of pleasure as we had anal sex where just a joke. I'm not a homosexual.
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I have decided that I will blow up the sun. I know this plan may arise some questions, so let's get to common QnA.

Why will you blow up the sun?

Simple. With no sun, the average temperature will drop by at least 2 Celsius, meaning all Californian people will go extinct, realizing they can't fry bacon on the sidewalk anymore, just eggs. Additionaly, all solar panels will become obsolete, meaning all those stupid f :happyio:cking protected species will have to deal with pure coal energy, sheltered c :happyio:nts.

How will you blow up the sun?

I will make sure to proceed with the operation at night, to be as safe as possible. Once close enough to our star, I plan to rip the meanest fart in the history of astronomy, so potent it causes violent storms back on Earth, making the winds of Neptune look like manufactured artificial farts from jars those e-wh :happyio:res sell. Anyhow, this will fasten the internal fusion of gases that constantly undergoes in the core of the sun, shortening the star's lifespan to 4.9 billion years, which means I'll be able to order Wendy's and still be in time to watch destiny unfold.

Wouldn't this wipe almost all life on Earth?

No.

Are you sexually attracted to men?

No, I only gave my homie a hot passionate blowjob by accident, and my moans of pleasure as we had anal sex where just a joke. I'm not a homosexual.
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Scarlett <3 2022 年 9 月 5 日 下午 3:01 
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Grey 2021 年 2 月 5 日 下午 11:57 
Me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wemembew u, u damn pewvewt. U wewe that guy that pushed me on da mcdonawd's pawking wot fwoow and viowentwy shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouf and towd me, "you have to dwink it aww~" and swapped me in da face with it fow 3 minutes whiwe wepeating da same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phwase ovew and ovew again, "you wike dis, dun u? diwty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when u wewe about to squiwt u shoved in in my mouf and u fowced me to gag and swawwow it. U then said, "choke on it u ♥♥♥♥!" and weft me to wot in da cownew. Not onwy that, but u damaged my thwoat so badwy, evewytime me eat ow dwink anything me can stiww taste youw sawty, thick ♥♥♥ in my thwoat. Now, evewytime am having a gud time eating my favowite foods, me awways wemembew u wicking youw wips and moaning.
Eescrob 2021 年 2 月 5 日 上午 4:49 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.
レ   2021 年 1 月 12 日 上午 4:25 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.