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Recent reviews by PIRT

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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
25.6 hrs on record
waste of time. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay, even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story (doesn't add anything to the main storyline)

it took me 20+ hours to beat the game, i spent at least 10+ hours carrying items from room to room just because you don't have the classic chest mechanic in this game. (DON'T FORGET THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOOR ANIMATION YOU HAVE TO WATCH EACH TIME YOU ENTER A ROOM)

the game wants you to predict the future (what kind of monsters you will fight, what kind of weapons you should bring etc.), and if you don't, you die and start from your last save from an hour ago

overall, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game in the franchise. if you are not really obsessed with playing all the RE games, you can skip this one
Posted 27 April. Last edited 27 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
AHHHHH FINALLY... A GOOD AND FUN KILLER AFTER SO MANY BORING ONES
THANK YOU!
HEEE HEH HEHE HEEEEEE
Posted 28 November, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.5 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
after playing super meat boy, this game... ugh
no story, no proper gameplay, cheap ass cutscenes, easy ass level designs...
i wouldnt recommend unless you want to see a glimpse of super meat boy
you might enjoy it if you want to kill some time on steam deck tho
Posted 21 November, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
the best dlc ever... it takes the s3x tech to a whole new level...
Posted 2 September, 2023. Last edited 2 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
controls are disgustingly bad, they give me BIG nightmares
Posted 19 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Back in 2011 i used to play this game all the time. I just downloaded it again to check my account and saw that i was banned for 2562047319451 hours, which is equal to 292.277.212 years.
BROO JUST UNBAN ME, IT'S BEEN 12 YEARSS. I DON'T WANT TO WAIT A FEW HUNDRED MILLION YEARSS TO GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Posted 15 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record
I only bought the game because it was rock themed and it was very cheap. I didn't have any high expectations but then I played the game for the next five hours and beat it in one sitting. For a tower defense game, it's very simple and it doesn't have much variety when it comes to weapons, skills, or mobs. It also has only a few songs but they are cool. The achievements might look intimidating at first (bcz it has 240) but you will probably get them all if you get three stars (skulls in this case) on each level. If you like Rock music and want to play a simple tower defense game, this game is for you. Oh and you also get to kill pop fans, very fun
Posted 13 May, 2023. Last edited 1 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
102.1 hrs on record
Look here, little godling <3 :) <3 :) <3 :) If you're into Greek mythology and love some great combat with awesome storytelling, music, voiceover and art design you'll love this game. I spent hours and hours just to maximize my relationship with other gods, especially with Meg MHMM... no regrets tho
Posted 28 March, 2023. Last edited 28 March, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
seasonal starter packs used to give 600 rogue bucks, not 300. aaand I don't think anyone cares about a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon wrap, soooo not recommended
Posted 9 November, 2021.
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3 people found this review funny
3.5 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ game, waste of time and money
Posted 31 October, 2021.
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