United Esports CEO
John
Holistic Healer, Gold Coin Dealer, Floor Sleeper.
Top Secret Undercover Agent For The NYPD*
*YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO SCREENSHOT MY PROFILE PICTURE AS IT WILL EXPOSE MY FACE TO THE ITALIAN MOB AND MANY OTHER CRIMINAL RINGS, AND THEY CAN NOT KNOW THAT I AM A TOP SECRET UNDER COVER AGENT FOR THE NYPD!!!!
Holistic Healer, Gold Coin Dealer, Floor Sleeper.
Top Secret Undercover Agent For The NYPD*
*YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO SCREENSHOT MY PROFILE PICTURE AS IT WILL EXPOSE MY FACE TO THE ITALIAN MOB AND MANY OTHER CRIMINAL RINGS, AND THEY CAN NOT KNOW THAT I AM A TOP SECRET UNDER COVER AGENT FOR THE NYPD!!!!
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Favorite Game
1.5
Hours played
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309 hrs on record
last played on 1 May
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last played on 1 May
295 hrs on record
last played on 1 May
Comments
TwoPiece 24 Apr @ 11:57pm 
UE days are over bro give it up lol
JamezXM 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:06am 
+rep
Great guy, cured my Canadian friend's grandmother's cancer using his home made pepper spray, it really opened up her pores and sinuses which apparently starts the rapid overnight healing process, he said she was fixed " boom, just like that".
I sadly have to say that she lost her life savings about a week after the healing, in some weird golden coin investment plan from some scum bag in NYC, which spiraled her down into a deep pit of depression.
She thankfully went peacefully in a grocery store isle after mistaking windex for blue gatorade.
Overall, great holistic healer, can't recommend him enough, great guy overall, he does NOT like images of rocks hitting peoples heads and will snap at you for even mentioning a rock or a head, but overall a fantastic guy, he even has his own elaborate e-sports discord, thousands of channels to choose from, like so many channels it feels like I'm looking at a hacked satellite cable box from the mid 2000's.