I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.....but I'm all out of bubble gum.

What the goob did you just goobing say about me, you little goober? I'll have you know I graduated top of my goob in the Navy Goobs, and I've been involved in numerous secret goobs on Al-Goobda, and I have over 300 confirmed goobs. I am trained in goobrilla warfare and I'm the top goober in the entire US armed goobces. You are nothing to me but just another targoob. I will wipe you the goob out with precision the goobs of which has never been seen before on this Goob, mark my goobing goobs. You think you can get away with saying that goob to me over the Intergoob? Think again, goober. As we speak I am contacting my secret goobwork of spies across the USA and your IP is being goobed right now so you better prepare for the goob, maggoob.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic goobing thing you call your goob. You're goobing goobed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can goob you in over seven hundred goobs, and that's just with my bare goobs. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed goobat, but I have access to the entire goobsenal of the United States Marine Goobs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable goob off the face of the continent, you little goob. If only you could have known what ungooby retribution your little "gooby" comment was about to bring down upon goob, maybe you would have held your goobing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're goobing the goob, you goobddamn goobiot. I will goob fury all over goob and you will drown in goob. You're goobing goobed, goobo.

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