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Recent reviews by Marzooqi

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3 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Meh
Posted 22 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
333.6 hrs on record (302.8 hrs at review time)
Definitely recommended.
Posted 8 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record
A masterpiece...
Posted 1 July, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I launched this game on the 3rd of August, 2017. Not having too much hope for it, I decided to explore the vast landscape of the beautiful forest. I fell in love with mother nature as I traversed deeper and deeper into her heaven. It felt like it was real; it felt like I was there! I could smell the scent of the flowers seeping through the pixels of my screen. I could feel the rays of the sun scalding my skin. I could touch the sharp blades of the grass that lie beneath me. I was enjoying my time with a fidget spinner in my hand. I felt like I was having a lovely conversation with her, but then, all of a sudden... there was nothing but black.

I woke up to find myself lying down, and staring into emptiness--staring into space. My color receptors registered nothing but a tinge of azure. I stood up, only to find myself standing alongside a group of people, and I was startled by the fact that they looked exactly like me. I felt confused for the first time in my life. "Where am I?" I asked my self. "WHERE AM I?!" I raged at the others. I was met with the response of silence. I proceeded to look around, as there was no hope in asking the dopplegangers that surround me. It looked like... No, it was a race track; A race track in the sky! I realized that this was a race, but there was no one there to tell us when to start, so I decided to win it.

I tilted my whole body forward, and my hoverboard compensated for that by propelling me in the same direction. Suddenly, the silent group around me started moving forward toward the finish line. I was so determined on winning, but this determination soon became the end of me. I slipped and fell out of the race track. Fear filled my body as it plunged into a freefall towards what seemed to be the endlessness of the ether.

There was nothing to see, and nothing to expect, as I've been falling ever since. There was no drag to counter my increase in speed, and so, it kept on increasing and increasing until I felt like I was ripping through the space-time continuum. I had nothing by my side but my companion: the fidget spinner. I felt a surge of hope as I thought to myself, "Maybe this was my destiny. Maybe I was meant to fall for eternity. After all, there's a reason for everything." As my speed increased, as I ripped through the space-time continuum, I felt hopeless but powerful at the same time. It is only a matter of time before I become omnipotent; before I become... god.

This game was ok.
Posted 3 August, 2017. Last edited 3 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Today I learnt that my math teacher secretly adores me, farted on my hat, still uses windows vista, and likes to flash people in the park.
Posted 17 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
1. Bought the game thinking that the reviews are wrong.
2. Was disappointed.
3. Refunded the game.
Posted 17 August, 2016.
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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.8 hrs on record
Game was good, but it is dead now.
Posted 29 May, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
8.3 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
I just dug through towards the enemy's control point, blocked myself in with sandbags, then kept attacking it while they were panicking around and randomly digging blocks to find me.
Posted 19 January, 2015.
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