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⣾⢶ ⣱ ⣤⣜⣻⣧⣲⣦ ⣧⣿
⢀⣿⣿⣇ ⣿⣿⣷⣤⣄⡹⣿⣷
⢸⣿⢸⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢀⢀⡀ ⢀⣤ ⡀⡀
⣿⡟⡇ ⡋ ⢰⣟⢿
⣹⡌ ⣨⣾⣷⣄ ⢈
⣷⣿⡀⢐⢿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⡿⡤⣴ ⢀⣀⡀
⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣸ ⢘⣿⣿⣀ ⣺⣿⣷
⣿⣿⡆ ⢸⣿⣿⣾⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣻⡻
⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⡇
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then kicked him out. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫 ✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
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When I grow up I want to be FREE CRACK!!!!! my favorite animal: FREE CRACK!!!!! My favorite color: FREE CRACK!!!!! The flag of my country: FREE CRACK!!!!! If I could make one wish, I would wish for... FREE CRACK!!!!! My favorite number: FREE CRACK!!!!!
Some times at night when I can't fall asleep I still think about you, noble spud. I'm sorry I didn't mash you the way you needed me to, I was young and stupid. Now you're in a landfill and I'm in a bigger, more putrid landfill they call the United States. Maybe on some other life we can, you know...
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a potato when I was 14. I got the idea from a radio show and thought that it might feel good. I cut a hole long ways through the middle and used it to jerk off. It wasn't enjoyable at all and I remember the guilt and shame I felt as I snuck a broken, ♥♥♥ covered potato to the side of the house to throw it in the garbage can. It smelled weird as well.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Birdy. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
-Penthyn, 9.11.2001
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⢀⣀ ⣤⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣇⢋ ⣿⡿ ⢧⣤⣀⣀
⡖ ⢾⣿⡿ ⢹⣿⣇ ⡎ ⡀ ⣿⣿
⢸ ⣃⣀ ⢸⡟ ⣧ ⣿
⡇ ⡜ ⢰⡀ ⣆ ⣿
⡀ ⣔⣶ ⢀⡘⢦⣀ ⢀⣾⢿⡆
⢾⡎ ⣀⡈ ⢒⣒ ⣤⣖⣿⣿⣿⡇
⣄⡀ ⢋ ⣶⣶⣿ ⢀ ⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣄
⣆⣙⢿⣷⣼⣛ ⡷ ⢶⣶⡾⢟⡋⢅ ⢈⣁⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣴⣿⣿⣫⣭⣭⣭⣭⣥⢹⣟⣛⣛⣛⣃⣀
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⡓⢻ ⡜⣯ ⢽ ⣀
⣼⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣥⣝ ⢸ ⢆ ⣛⡒
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣭⡭⢟⣲⣶⡿ ⣴ ⢶⡀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣛ ⢿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄ ⢰ ⣧
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⣍⡲ ⣍⣙⣛⣛⡻ ⣸
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⢄ ⣀⣄⡈ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢀⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⢿⣆
⢀⡾⣁⣀ ⣗⡀ ⢻⣿⣿ ⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹ ⢀⢴⣶⣆
⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂ ⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾ ⣼⡿
⢀⡞ ⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟
⣾⣷⣶ ⣤⣄⣀⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
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