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MAKE A MAP ON ARMA REFORGER FOR US PETE I MISS YOU I WANT TO DO GUN BATTLES WITH YOU AGAIN BIG BOY. JOSH HAS YET TO STOP CRYING SINCE YOU WENT OUT FOR MILK AND NEVER CAME BACK.

What if someone farted in the Trojan horse?
God, that'd be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your ♥♥♥♥ throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your ♥♥♥♥ and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

hi pooter i
lost your,,other message. So I will. Reply. Here. I am glad,,to
hear. You found your KEYS. Shirley at the denny's said she. Thought.
You might have. Left. Them. At. Church, but then she remembered.
It has been eighteen ("18") weeks since. You WENT,,to CHURCH. She
said she. Is not sending you any more. Cinnamon RAISIN Biscuits
until. You. Get right,,with the LORD. Did you happen to get,,any
rain at your. Place? Tonight? I got soaked at. The Food LION.
A little. While. Ago. Heavy downpour. Hope you are well.
ok

Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that means you're not allowed to be straight 😤😤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law 😡😡 james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon 👅👅 and you will be fined $1000 if you resist 🤑🤑 jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay 😍😍 and this will stay the same for the rest of your life 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice ❄❄ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 thanos and his thicc ass 😜😜 will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex � � 

התגובה של היום בחסות הא� י. דבש הוא סיומת דפדפן לשימוש חופשי המסייע לך למצוא את קודי הפרומו הטובים ביותר משלושת אלפים אתרים.

Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas SEXY 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a BIG package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡�  and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl.

Are you forklift certified ???

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It's this thing Reddit are doing, if you upvote my posts (and only my posts) Reddit rewards you for being an all round swell member of society with coins! A gold award results in actual real life coins, and a platinum results in 72 virgins awaiting you in heaven. It's really weird that this has happened hahaha don't believe me? Try it out on this post haha upvote me haha you get coins

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what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you found out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad has been sneaking into your room while you sleep and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reasons, just so you would fit in

"Hey, do you guys have szechuan sauce?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "N-no, sir. We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Pickle Rick!”. The 200 IQ crowd chanted in unison, “WUBBALUBBA DUB DUB” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Rick. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We Naruto run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that sauce.

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

I am a proud cuck and I love it when bigots online use that word because it exposes how fragile their masculinity is. The idea of a woman making free choices scares the fragile male. At the end of the day, or the morning after, she comes home to ME. Who gets to cuddle her? Who gets to go to Ikea twice a month with her? Who gets to wash the mysterious crusty substance out of her hair? ME. Not the men she chooses to have mindless short-term fun with.

So who's really laughing here? Is it you, trying to conceal your tears of loneliness? Yes. But also me. I get Friday and Saturday evenings all to myself. Can you say reddit and Nintendo Switch night? Wa-hoo! (Mario reference, only gamers will get this). Plus other goodies - she usually brings home McDonald's for me. Last week, her current fling even got me a sweet Wonder Woman poster that now proudly hangs in my man cave.

So yeah. Major yikes if you're still using cuck as an insult.

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If a fat man comes into your room in the middle of the night and SHOVES you into a bag, don't be scared. It's because I told Santa I wanted a friend like you for Christmas. Send this to everyone you care about,including me. If you get four back, you're...REALLY SPECIAL" this refers to that quote that people post on their "friends" walls on Steam :)

Hey, I Just checked your profile by chance and saw that you are a girl by your picture. Also saw that you play games like overwatch and League of Legends and etc. Being a gamer girl is really cool!

Sorry for being rude, I din’t know just now that you were a girl. Mind being friends? I really adore girls who game. Maybe we could play some of the games together some time.I have messaged you, hope for a reply (:!

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN SEND HER VICTORIOUS HAPPY AND GLORIOUS LONG TO REIGN OVER US GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

PETE WHY ARENT YOU SAVING THE QUEEN RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT EXPLAIN YOURSELF GOD SAVE

HELP THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND A YOUNG CHAPS GOT IT GOOD CAUSE HES BROWN AND NOT THE OTHER COLOUR SO THE POLICE THINK THEY HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO CARRY OUT INQUIRIES

Hai Pita!

IMMA CUTTA ♥♥♥♥♥

I TURN 25 IN 25 MINUTES HELP

SORRY SIR OUR HELP IS FOR THOSE 20 AND UNDER
GOOD DAY TO YOU

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS "sexy"

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Sorry about not responding, I was at the pub.

But yes, I do play WoW, why?

KIDDIE LAND

Not anymore, they just disappear when you walk too far away. That's how I lost my creeper farm.

Wanna buy a watch?

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KAH BEWM BLAMMY BLAM BLAM KAH BLAMO, YEAH RIGHT IN YUR FACE!

You dun goofed, Zim.

Also, do you ahve the time unlocker for Madia 2?

OH MAN, OH GOD ! OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

GARBAGE DAY

20 years later, you still mad.

Yes, are you aware of how I work?

M1 is OP.

WOUND WOUND WOUND.