Recent reviews by Puppies

Devs interact with the community a lot in Discord, actively updating to fix bugs and such. I truly believe this will be a fantastic game with time. Currently it's in an O K state, doing the same thing over and over to unlock new cards.
Kind of wish they added a campaign where you went to different towns tormenting the locals and such until they deemed your house forbidden to enter permanently kind of thing.

If Overwatch didn't get ran by Jeff Kaplan and remove McCree's name, then actually had solid development

10/10, recommend to anyone who enjoys tycoon games.
Finally someone has made my dream come true with working at a museum without the poor salary part. A fun twist on a tycoon game when it comes to unlocking amenities.

Really really creative idea for a card game, excited to see how the end game product will look like!

How much content could one have? No clue, I haven't reached the end.

A+++ Ebay Rated Game, 100% recommend to all, very fun, very good, #1

This game can only be compared to Dark and Darker MOBILE, because it plays like a mobile game.
Biggest scam, monthly subscription to sell on the auction house, F2P my butt....

Make Day of Defeat 2 PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place.
You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning.

It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought this game.
There's nothing wrong with it, with those nudity scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I and the rest of humanity are.

What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip the countless window prompts so I could get a single bite of the pornographic images that are available online.
However, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I chose to purchase this game and dedicate hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and like time I fear never to find it again.

There is something broken inside me, something that desires sensations beyond my reach, something that moans every night knowing that there is no real princess, it is simply an illusion.
In my quest to find meaning in this long life, I searched for the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop-up window on my computer.

I'm not sure what the moral of this review is, I'm not sure of my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the big rot that has plagued me

People complaining about performance must have a 10 year old computer, this game runs perfectly fine for me.

Challenging yet very fun, the parkour is absolutely a blast once you get a hang of it. Definitely recommend to anyone who enjoys roguelite games.

Still fun

Does the game have bugs? Yes, does it have bugs to kill? Yes, will they fix the bugs that we can not kill? Most likely considering the original HELLDIVERS had very few issues by the end of development. Does this game deserve all of the negative feedback? Helllllll no it doesn't, it's honestly really fun to play. Sure the matchmaking is a bit messy, but I can find you 100's of games with the same problem on launch...